Indian Curry Rhapsody

[MisterStonk]

Indian Curry Rhapsody (Bohemian Rhapsody Tune, and it has to be sung!)

Naan, just killed a man
Poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle
Now's he's dead
Naan, Dinner's just begun
But I'm too pissed to notice anyway

Naan, ohhhhh ohhhhhhh
Didn't mean to make you cry
seen nothing yet just see the loo tomorrow
Curry on, Curry on...
cause nothing really Madras

Too Late, My dinner's gone
Sends shivers Down my spine
Rectum Aching all the time
Goodbye onion Bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo

Naan, ohhhhhh ohhhhhhh
The Doopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all...

Guitar Solo


I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely
very very spicymeat
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo loo loo)
I've eaten Balti, somebody help me
He's eaten Balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
Cause the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
there it goes
I chunder
NO!
It's coming up again (there he goes)
I Chunder its coming back again (there it goes)
Coming back again (Up again)
(No, No, No, No, No, No, No)
On my knees. i'm on my knees
on his knees, oh, there he goes
This Vindaloo
It's about to wreck my guts
Poor me..... Poor me..... Poor meeeeeeeeee

Guitar solo

So you think you can chunder and feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here


Guitar solo

Naan is all that matters
Anyone can see
Naan is all that matters
(Backing vocals: "Anyway way the bhaji goes...")
To meeeeeee.....

:good: :hail:

 

[Speedhorn666]

Bah, can't get the tune in my head

 

[MisterStonk]

Bah, can't get the tune in my head

Do you want me to hum it for you? :rofl:

 

[Speedhorn666]

Do you want me to hum it for you? :rofl:

Go 4 it