A Pit Bull, a Rottweiler, and a Chihuahua are all sitting at a bar, and a Poodle walks in. They are all checking out the Poodle, till the barman says "The only way to get a bitch like that is to use "liver" an "cheese" in the same sentence." So the Pit Bull says "That's too hard." and leaves, then the Rottweiler says "I'd like some Liver and Cheese please." But the Chihuahua says "Hey! Liver alone Cheese mine."