Old mother hubbard,
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da ***** a bone of his own.
Dere was an old lady oo lived in a shoe,
She ad so many kids,
Her uterus fell out.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis ***** was sucking me ****,
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at da end of da block.
Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to beat her,
Smacked her twice around da head,
****ed her arse,
Den went to bed.
Jack and Jill went up da hill,
Each with a dollar and a quarter,
Jill came down with two dollars fifty,
Da dirty hoe.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in da backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim dat pussy,
It too damn hairy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
said, "Served you right, you fat ****er."
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater, whacked off in the movie theater, spread his load across the screen, and ruined Titanic's final scene.
Roll, roll, roll your ****
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie ****ed that one-eyed ****
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a *****,
And I ain't your pop.
Little Bo Peep ****ed her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his *** so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He **** pepperoni,
Then blew his friend Tony,
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends twat
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his ****in' dick.
Patty cake, patty cake,
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
**** her in the can
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So ****in' what.
Went to da cupboard,
To get her old dog a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave da ***** a bone of his own.
Dere was an old lady oo lived in a shoe,
She ad so many kids,
Her uterus fell out.
Hickory, dickory, dock,
Dis ***** was sucking me ****,
Da clock struck two,
I dumped me goo,
And dropped her at da end of da block.
Peter, peter, pumpkin eater,
Had a wife,
Liked to beat her,
Smacked her twice around da head,
****ed her arse,
Den went to bed.
Jack and Jill went up da hill,
Each with a dollar and a quarter,
Jill came down with two dollars fifty,
Da dirty hoe.
Mary had a little lamb,
She kept in da backyard.
When she took her panties off,
His wooly dick got hard.
Mary, Mary, quite contrary,
Trim dat pussy,
It too damn hairy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a big fall,
All the king's horses
and all the king's men
said, "Served you right, you fat ****er."
Peter, Peter, Pumpkin Eater, whacked off in the movie theater, spread his load across the screen, and ruined Titanic's final scene.
Roll, roll, roll your ****
Gently down my prick.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Then you'll suck my dick.
Twinkle twinkle little star,
Will she blow me in the car.
I bought her dinner, she had fun.
My balls are boiling, I'd like to come.
Jack and Betty, up in a tree
F-U-C-K-I-N-G
First comes Betty, then comes Jack
Then comes the goo from Betty's crack.
Little Boy Blue -
He needed the money.
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie
Jerked off in his girlfriend's eye
When her eye was dry and shut
Georgie ****ed that one-eyed ****
Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
So Jack ignored those flabby tits
And licked her asshole clean
Rock-a-bye baby, on the tree top
Your mother's a *****,
And I ain't your pop.
Little Bo Peep ****ed her sheep
Blew a horse, licked his feet
She ate his *** so very nice
Tongued his balls not once but twice
Little jack Horner sat in a corner
Eating a pizza pie.
He **** pepperoni,
Then blew his friend Tony,
And wiped his mouth on his tie
Twinkle, twinkle little star
How I wonder what you are
Shine upon the parking lot
As I eat my girl friends twat
Eenie, Meenie, Miney, Moe
Suck my dick and swallow slow.
Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick
Jack burnt off his ****in' dick.
Patty cake, patty cake,
Baker's man
If your chick's on her period
**** her in the can
Rub a Dub Dub
Three men in a tub.
Faggots have threesomes, too-
So ****in' what.
