Jokes and Rythms

[harry]

post ur jokes n rymths here.

Humtpy dumpty sat on a bed while little bopeep was givin him head wen he came she started to weep cause he fucked off and shagged all her sheep.

Whats the definition of embarrisment? A bloke walking into a wall wid an erection and breaking his nose first.

 

[DiGiDJ]

Jack and jill went up a hill so jack cud lick jills fanny, jack came down with quite a frown coz jill was a fucking tranny

 

[exclamatio]

whats the definition of suspition?
nuns doing press ups in a cuecumber yard.

 

[Gilly]

Zippy and Bungle went to the jungle looking 4 a bit of fun.
Zippy got silly and pulled his willy and stuck it up Bungles bum. :good:

 

[Nik-C]

jingle bells batman smells robin laid an egg

 

[harry]

lmao at batman ive known that for ages. It makes me laugh at some of the very old things pple come up wid.