1). 2 guys bob and dave go to rob a bank and alarm goes off they're sorrounded by police well the whole building is... bob says "dave i got a plan! i know how to get out of here! look u see that balcony over there? i go there and piss so we use my piss as a rope to get down" dave says in scarcastic way "heh, u mad or sumffin? what if im half way down and u stop pissing?"
2). Bobs penis is 50cm long... he goes to a doctor and asks for advice to make it small again doctor says im afraid there is nuffin we can do unless we use surgery on u... he's to scared so he goes and see's a magician and asks her for help she tells him that he has to cross 7 rivers and 7 mountains he will then find a frog... he must ask the frog to marry him, frog will obviously say no and ur penis will shorten by 10cm, so he passes 7 rivers and mountains finds the frog and says "frog.. will u marry me?" frog answers "no..." his penis is 40cm... then he thinks its to big again.. so he passes 7 rivers an mountains again finds the frog asks the same question again will u marry me frog says "look i told u NO" his penis shortens by 10cm... his penis is now 30cm he still thinks is its to big... he goes once again to the frog by passing 7 rivers an mountains an asks the frog "will u marry me?" frog says "for fuk sake i said clearly NO NO AND NO"
3). Dave comes bak to his wife an kids from the holiday in paris, they all hug each other an stuff welcome bak blah blah... his wife is horny she missed him and his lil penis so much that she nearly fainted... at midnight all go to sleep dave says to his wife look lets go to our room wife gets all excited she's gonna have sex w00h00 they both in their room dave says turn the lights off, she turns em off gettin all excited, dave says close the door, she closes the door gettin even more excited... dave then says "look at the watch i bought u it has a light!!"
2). Bobs penis is 50cm long... he goes to a doctor and asks for advice to make it small again doctor says im afraid there is nuffin we can do unless we use surgery on u... he's to scared so he goes and see's a magician and asks her for help she tells him that he has to cross 7 rivers and 7 mountains he will then find a frog... he must ask the frog to marry him, frog will obviously say no and ur penis will shorten by 10cm, so he passes 7 rivers and mountains finds the frog and says "frog.. will u marry me?" frog answers "no..." his penis is 40cm... then he thinks its to big again.. so he passes 7 rivers an mountains again finds the frog asks the same question again will u marry me frog says "look i told u NO" his penis shortens by 10cm... his penis is now 30cm he still thinks is its to big... he goes once again to the frog by passing 7 rivers an mountains an asks the frog "will u marry me?" frog says "for fuk sake i said clearly NO NO AND NO"
3). Dave comes bak to his wife an kids from the holiday in paris, they all hug each other an stuff welcome bak blah blah... his wife is horny she missed him and his lil penis so much that she nearly fainted... at midnight all go to sleep dave says to his wife look lets go to our room wife gets all excited she's gonna have sex w00h00 they both in their room dave says turn the lights off, she turns em off gettin all excited, dave says close the door, she closes the door gettin even more excited... dave then says "look at the watch i bought u it has a light!!"
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