{LULZ2} HostGator Chat

[Bonked]

i had some more fun with hostgator live chat. He was a good sport.

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(6:45:24 PM) Ryan Ga: has entered the chat.
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(6:45:26 PM) Ryan Ga: Hello, welcome to HostGator Live Chat.
(6:45:26 PM) Ryan Ga: How may I assist you today?
(6:46:20 PM) Antony: Hi
(6:46:29 PM) Antony: I need to get my beach body ready for your summer promo
(6:47:00 PM) Ryan Ga: How may I assist you today?
(6:47:28 PM) Antony: I would like to take advantage of your summer promo
(6:48:53 PM) Ryan Ga: Ok
(6:49:03 PM) Ryan Ga: You just need to put in the coupon code when you order new service
(6:49:21 PM) Antony: Is HostGator a cheap web hosting company?
(6:49:33 PM) Antony: Ive been scammed before...and now im a very cautious beach goer.
(6:49:48 PM) Ryan Ga: Cheap as in, cheap hosting?
(6:49:58 PM) Ryan Ga: We do have great hosting prices
(6:50:14 PM) Antony: I mean cheap as in bad quality
(6:50:25 PM) Ryan Ga: Nope, not at all
(6:50:42 PM) Antony: Some other hosting companies have bitten me like i got biten by a shark in the ass at the beach.
(6:50:44 PM) Antony: That hurt a LOT
(6:50:52 PM) Ryan Ga: Haha
(6:50:57 PM) Ryan Ga: yeah i bet
(6:50:59 PM) Antony: My balls itch from the salt water!!!
(6:51:02 PM) Ryan Ga: Excellent.
(6:51:06 PM) Ryan Ga: Well we are one of the best in the business
(6:51:11 PM) Antony: Oh nice
(6:51:28 PM) Ryan Ga: If you read reviews on us you will see people saying we are great on quality and service
(6:51:41 PM) Antony: I once found a used condom floating in the water. I wanted to put it in the trash..but i was afraid to because i could get aids
(6:51:42 PM) Antony: D:
(6:51:54 PM) Ryan Ga: Hah
(6:51:56 PM) Ryan Ga: Yeah
(6:52:03 PM) Ryan Ga: I would stay away from that as well
(6:52:08 PM) Ryan Ga: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
(6:52:13 PM) Antony: Uh
(6:52:13 PM) Antony: Yea
(6:52:18 PM) Antony: Do you have VPS?
(6:52:35 PM) Ryan Ga: We will soon, we are still beta testing our new VPS environment
(6:52:56 PM) Antony: Vaginal Pressure Syndrome?
(6:53:05 PM) Antony: That sucks
(6:53:26 PM) Antony: Ryan, how much do you get paid to do sales?
(6:53:49 PM) Ryan Ga: We don't get paid commission, just a flat rate, but we arent allowed to give out that info
(6:54:18 PM) Antony: Can i apply for a job at host gator...assuming you wont give me VPS or Aids
(6:54:24 PM) Ryan Ga: lol
(6:54:25 PM) Ryan Ga: Yes
(6:54:34 PM) Ryan Ga: http://www.hostgator.com/jobs.shtml
(6:54:41 PM) Antony: I live in texas...im not sure where u live
(6:54:48 PM) Ryan Ga: We are in Houston. I live outside of houeston.
(6:55:28 PM) Antony: Is hostgator enviornmentally friendly?
(6:55:33 PM) Ryan Ga: Yes
(6:55:41 PM) Antony: Because i love the enviornment, espescially rhe beach
(6:55:57 PM) Antony: Your not like some big texas "shit on the enviornment" company?
(6:56:04 PM) Ryan Ga: Nope
(6:56:10 PM) Ryan Ga: The company started in Florida
(6:56:20 PM) Antony: Do you like the beach then?
(6:56:27 PM) Ryan Ga: Yeah, i love it
(6:56:37 PM) Antony: I love when the ladies have a camel toe
(6:56:40 PM) Antony: I want to rub it
(6:56:45 PM) Antony: But i know i will get in trouble
(6:56:50 PM) Antony: So i refrain
(6:56:55 PM) Ryan Ga: Indeed
(6:57:07 PM) Ryan Ga: I need to keep the chat clean though
(6:57:13 PM) Antony: Im sorry
(6:57:13 PM) Ryan Ga: Because Im at work, but I can chat dirty later.
(6:57:16 PM) Antony: It slipped
(6:57:21 PM) Ryan Ga: It happens
(6:57:26 PM) Antony: I will only but from HostGator
(6:57:58 PM) Ryan Ga: What kind of plan were you looking at ?
(6:58:04 PM) Antony: Just a normal one
(6:58:12 PM) Antony: For my porno company, Big Cock Monsters Inc.
(6:58:17 PM) Ryan Ga: Ok you can order those here http://www.hostgator.com/shared.shtml
(6:58:18 PM) Antony: I hope you allow those
(6:58:19 PM) Antony: D:
(6:58:23 PM) Ryan Ga: We do.
(6:58:34 PM) Antony: I will order now ONLY If you say MEOW MEOW 123 I WANT TO DRINK PEEPEE OF THE CHILD
(6:58:47 PM) Ryan Ga: I will pass on that
(6:58:57 PM) Antony: Fine ill go with BlueHost then
(6:59:01 PM) Antony: The chat guy there said it
(6:59:08 PM) Antony: and so i was trying to see if you would..
(6:59:14 PM) Antony: but its k ill go with them
(6:59:35 PM) Ryan Ga: Is there anything else I can help you with today?
(6:59:46 PM) Antony: lol, fine. If you say "I like the beach and to sometimes swim without seeing a condom or anything"
(6:59:51 PM) Antony: I'll buy right now
(7:00:15 PM) Ryan Ga: Nah I get in trouble for saying stuff like that
(7:00:42 PM) Antony: Have you said stuff like that
(7:00:50 PM) Antony: before?
(7:00:57 PM) Ryan Ga: Nope, but I know better
(7:01:09 PM) Ryan Ga: Other people have
(7:01:10 PM) Antony: Your boss seriously creeps on ur chats?
(7:01:16 PM) Antony: Really?
(7:01:20 PM) Ryan Ga: Yes, they can see all chats
(7:01:25 PM) Antony: CREEPER
(7:01:27 PM) Antony: HEY BOSS
(7:01:29 PM) Antony: SHOVE IT
(7:01:31 PM) Ryan Ga: Haha, yea boss. SHOVE IT. Josh, im just kidding.
(7:01:32 PM) Antony: OMG YES. Lol...whos josh?
(7:01:52 PM) Antony: I hopefully helped you gain some respect amongst your gay boss.
(7:02:02 PM) Antony: Well tootles.
(7:02:20 PM) Ryan Ga: Ok see ya later
(7:02:23 PM) Antony: Are you going to save this chat for TEH LULZ?
(7:02:23 PM) Ryan Ga: Thank you for using HostGator Live Chat. If you could take a minute to rate your experience with HostGator as well as my overall performance, that would help us to improve our customer service. To do that, just click the button that says Rate and Exit in the upper right hand corner. The survey takes less than a minute to fill out.
(7:02:29 PM) Ryan Ga: Yeah i might
(7:02:31 PM) Ryan Ga: Hah
(7:02:33 PM) Antony: lul
(7:02:37 PM) Antony: pce

 

[Batz]

That was pretty lame...

 

[Bonked]

If you get too wack...they just leave. I tried to get him to say something which could get him fired.

 

[MasterBubba]

That really isnt that funny.

 

[IQstim]

Good cheap-laugh, both of you put on a good show. Once I tried for-the-lols as well but I wasn't skilled enough with cheap-laughs otherwise if I started being witty, they'll just suck me off for who I am ass-kicking.