Maybe you've heard this, maybe not...

[Donovan 1989]

I've always loved this joke from a few years ago.



One Saturday afternoon, Jimmy thought he would try to jack off for the first time ever.
He found one of his brothers porn mags and started stroking away.

All of the sudden the door burst open and his mom screamed "AHH!"

Jimmy was horrified. Jimmy's mom immediately reported to his dad and told him the news. Jims dad came up to his room and sat next to jimmy.

Dad: Jimmy, I know your getting around that age where girls start to intrest you a lot.
Dad: I just want you to know that if you keep this masturbating up, you'll go blind. So please son, never try this again.




Jimmy: (Jimmy waves to his dad) Dad, I'm over here.


LMAO :wave: :roflmao:

 

[Askill3]

lol kool joke :icon6:

 

[NoPeace]

old but still funny, maybe that is y i cant see anyting with out glasses

NoPeace - out

 

[Ionic & Schizo]

old but still funny, maybe that is y i cant see anyting with out glasses

NoPeace - out

Same :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :jerk: :biggrin2:

 

[PoorShot^^;;]

hahahah.. that sounded like a scene from american pie ^ ^

 

[brendan775]

Lmao!!

 

[exclamatio]

lol class, not heard that b4

 

[sutsurikeru]

LOL thats funny as !! nice 1

 

[Evilkitten]

i haven't heard that 1 b4 :O

 

[Becky]

lol! that is great

 

[RuDoLpH]

haha i get it

funny

 

[Mario_Party]

lmfao!

 

[ZeroCaliber]

OMG I HAVE TERRIBLE VISION (no joke.. lol, i always wear contacts) -.- and all this time..

 

[Donovan 1989]

Silly calibur