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Whats the difference between michael jackson and acne?
Acne doesnt come on your face until you're 13
What do MJ and macdonalds have in common..?
They both stick their meat in 12 year old buns
MJ's favourite joke - whats the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds?
There are 20 of them
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
- Excuse me, you're in my son.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q:`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A:Michael Jackson.
Acne doesnt come on your face until you're 13
What do MJ and macdonalds have in common..?
They both stick their meat in 12 year old buns
MJ's favourite joke - whats the best thing about shagging twenty eight year olds?
There are 20 of them
What did the lady say to Michael Jackson on the beach?
- Excuse me, you're in my son.
Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.
Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Q:`What famous celebrity had the most children over the last 10 years?
A:Michael Jackson.
