Mother jokes.

[Saint]

I' ll start with one, and then its ur turn ^^

"Your mother is so fat, she even blocks Wireless LAN!"

 

[omerta]

yes, my mother is made of 30 feet of concrete

 

[InZan3]

You're momma is so poor, she ate cereal with a fork, just to save the milk!

 

[Jeroni-Moo2]

^Rofl

 

[I Rule MU]

yo momma is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

 

[Rishwin]

Your mother is so fat that she was diagnosed with a deadly flesh eating disease and the doctors gave her 20 years to live.

 

[Unie]

Your mom is so easy to ****, I beat her just like i beat Contra.

Up , Up, Down , Down, Left, Right, Left , Right

 

[Saint]

Your mum is so fat, If she is fucking with 2 guys, they dont even know that the other man is there.

 

[themasher]

your moms so skinny i missed her and got your dad now we're in love

 

[Saint]

No sense.

Your mum is so fat, even buddha looks beside her like a bodyguard.

 

[Batz]

Your mom.

 

[GohanSSJ]

Your momma is so fat that you have to roll 5 times just to get off her after sex.

 

[passie]

Your momma is so fat that she need guide to find her ass

 

[BF2.exe]

Your momma is so ugly they put her face on a box of exlax and sold it empty.

exlax = not sure how to spell it, the thing that makes you ****.

 

[Saint]

Say it to a friend: Your mum just called be you have to come home to shave her backhair.

 

[Initiate]

Your mom is so stupid she hasa toe

 

[Rishwin]

your moms so skinny i missed her and got your dad now we're in love

No sense.

Your mum is so fat, even buddha looks beside her like a bodyguard.

Your momma is so fat that she need guide to find her ass

Say it to a friend: Your mum just called be you have to come home to shave her backhair.

Your mom is so stupid she hasa toe

Sigh sadly some people fail at making any lulz, those were either completely retarded or not funny at all.

 

[Saint]

Cmon rishwin, this thread should be a collection for all motherjokes s out there.

 

[Dios]

Your mom is so fat that the fat guy from lost called to give her some weight loosing tips.

Trademark @ Dios[RZ] 2008

 

[Neverending]

Your mom is so fat, she is taking pictures of herself with google earth.

*mother jokes suck imo*