Musician Jokes!!

[Unleashed Hell]

Well, as usually those who are not musicians of any kind don't get this type of jokes, I decided to post it here, rather than in Entertainment.

So here we go:

 

[KyleEnos]

Re: Drummer Jokes

Repost isn't it

Funny, nonetheless ^^

 

[Unleashed Hell]

Re: Drummer Jokes

You sure it's a repost? dunno, I never seen it around here.

 

[KyleEnos]

Re: Drummer Jokes

Either here or entertainment.

 

[gumby]

Re: Drummer Jokes

not really that funny lol

 

[Deva]

Re: Drummer Jokes

meh some are funny but others just aint, drums rule

 

[DaCheat]

Re: Drummer Jokes

This isn't a repost in the music lounge, thats for sure.

I've heard all of these before lol. I'm considering turning this into a general joke thread.

Let me know what you think.

 

[iNs@nE]

Re: Drummer Jokes

Go go! LOL ..The high school joke cracked me up... Cheat..makes me think...

 

[☠RockAngeL☠]

Re: Drummer Jokes

lol nice tho xD.

Hip Hop Drummers
YouTube - Hip Hop Drummers

 

[Iron Maiden]

Re: Drummer Jokes

Haha. Funny. :thumbsup:

 

[Unleashed Hell]

Re: Drummer Jokes

This isn't a repost in the music lounge, thats for sure.

I've heard all of these before lol. I'm considering turning this into a general joke thread.

Let me know what you think.

Sure, why not?

LoL I was wondering about that brain-removal joke... What happens if someone's both a bassist and drummer? XD

 

[DaCheat]

Re: Drummer Jokes

What happens if someone's both a bassist and drummer? XD

Then they are all that is man, like me!!!

 

[Unleashed Hell]

Re: Drummer Jokes

LoL DaCheat the almighty

 

[DaCheat]

alright, it's done, this thread was just turned into a musician joke thread....Now start posting!!!one!!1!!!

 

[Hublos]

never seen its but its funny

 

[Avenged]

Haha, major diss on drummers. but the last one might have a little truth.

 

[DaCheat]

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar.

"Mommy! Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!"
"Now Johnny, you can't do both!"

How is an orgasm like a drum solo?
You can tell it's coming but there's no way to stop it.

What do call a successful musician?
A guy whose wife/girlfriend has 2 jobs.

 

[Ionic & Schizo]

 

[Unleashed Hell]

Re: Drummer Jokes

not really that funny lol

That's probably because you're no musician/drummer XD
BTW, why's the "lol" then?


LoL Ionic, that was brilliant XD

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin ?
Who cares - neither one's a guitar.

Dude, that's exactly what I was thinking :rofl:

 

[Iron Maiden]

Ok here's some pretty good ones.

What's the first thing a musician says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"

What do you call a musician without a significant other?
Homeless.

Why do musicians have to be awake by six o'clock?
Because most shops close by six thirty.

What would a musician do if he won a million dollars?
Continue to play gigs until the money ran out.

What's the difference between a conductor and a stagecoach driver?
The stagecoach driver only has to look at four horses' asses.

The stages of a musician's life:

1. Who is name?
2. Get me name.
3. Get me someone who sounds like name.
4. Get me a young name.
5. Who is name?

There were two people walking down the street. One was a musician. The other didn't have any money either.