My goal for January 1st

[I Rule MU]

So i had this plan that i was going to masturbate and ejaculate at exactly 12:00 a.m. on January 1st, 2008. And guess what?? I DID IT!!!!!!!! Not. i failed miserably. apparently i was too slow and it actually happened 2 minutes late on 12:02 a.m. so i have started this year off with failure...

 

[Batz]

Ouch... Don't worry hopefully 2009 will be better for you.

 

[Sergiu14]

shouldn't this be in spam?

 

[Dandune]

Some people want to lose weight, some people want to get richer... You want to ejaculate at exactly midnight. I think you win the cookie, here, take it and never post again.

 

[Sergiu14]

you gotta admit its funny tho

 

[xuvurex]

you gotta admit its funny tho

lmao yea. hes shooting for the stars on this one

 

[GohanSSJ]

you gotta admit its funny tho

It is?

 

[bitblaster]

Is this for real?

 

[ImaMoFoThief]

yea i tried samething but blew at 11:43

 

[I Rule MU]

Is this for real?

it was meant to be but i failed.