Party

[GohanSSJ]

Tom had been in business for 25 years and was finally sick of the stress. He quit his job and bought 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible. He saw the postman once a week and got groceries once a month; otherwise it was total peace and quiet.
After six months or so of almost total isolation, someone knocked on his door. He opened it and there stood a huge, bearded man.
"Name's Lars, your neighbor from forty miles up the road... Having a Christmas party Friday night... Thought you might like to come...About 5:00..." "Great," said Tom, "after six months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks. Thank you." As Lars was leaving, he stopped and said, "Gotta warn ya...There's gonna be some drinkin'." "Not a problem," said Tom. "after 25 years in business, I can drink with the best of em."
Again, as he started to leave, Lars stopped and said, "More 'n' likely gonna be some fightin' too! ." Tom said, "Well, I get along with people, I'll be alright. I'll be there. Thanks again." Once again Lars turned from the door, saying "More'n likely be some wild sex, too."
"Now that's really not a problem," said Tom, warming to the idea. "I've been all alone for six months! I'll definitely be there. By the way, what should I wear?"
Lars stopped in the door again and said,"Whatever you want. Just gonna be the two of us."

 

[Nik-C]

wow I actually thought this was a thread about you going to a party. I think Ive had too many beers.

 

[GohanSSJ]

Read my PM...

 

[Nik-C]

and I have chaged it

it used to say "How to moderate by GohanSSJ"

Now it says "How to Moderate by a Certain RZ Moderator"

So shush.

 

[GohanSSJ]

You remove it right now or i will ban you.

Got a problem with that then bring it upto MentaL.

Oh and if your bored, then check this topic http://www.ragezone.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=14748

 

[GriffinHeart]

thats so gay >.< and rofl :rofl: (directed @ tha story :tp

 

[DeadlyEagle]

nice guide nik-c I will def get some advice from it :tp:

o btw the joke was pretty good but I too hoped on a wild story of gohan going out lol guess thats never gonna happen:tp: (and pls dont reply with you dont know me again lol)

 

[GohanSSJ]

Depends on what kind of party, but no not a "get yourself wasted" party.

 

[DeadlyEagle]

Depends on what kind of party, but no not a "get yourself wasted" party.

well I understand you dont want that kind of party right away, but you cud start somewhere like playing scrable with some friends drinking coke(or milk whatever you prefer):tp:

 

[GohanSSJ]

Lol, that's BS, you know that... i'm gonna go for Risk and Fanta Orange.

 

[Speedhorn666]

Depends on what kind of party, but no not a "get yourself wasted" party.

There's other types of party?

 

[CorruptSoul4]

Hehehehe, funny joke.

Here is a funy eyebrow raisin genitalia joke

My genitals are so gigantic, and yours so woefully inadequate, that evolution laughs at you and promises that your male offspring will also be cursed with your ridiculous nubbin -- thus dooming your DNA!

But gettin on to even funner jokes

This couple that's in love, decide to get married. So they plan this wedding day and all. Now, this guy likes his girlfriends sister, but since he's a guy with a few morals, he doesn't do anything about it. One day tho, he spends the night at his girlfriends house, and they all go out shopping except for him and the sister.
She starts bendin over in front of him an all, then she whispers in his ear " I'm HOT and wanna do it now"
The guy stands up and searches his pockets for some condoms, but he couldn't find any. He remembers that theyre in his car so he dashes out, and as soon as he get's out the door the girls parents start crying and tell him that he passed the test and they've never been so happy in theire lives, and that they want a man like that to marry theire daughter.

Anyway the moral of that story is ...
Always keep your condoms in your car, you never know what might happen.

 

[GohanSSJ]

LMFAO

 

[CorruptSoul4]

LMFAO

Yeah, I have that effect on people
I prefer comedy to insults.

 

[GohanSSJ]

Same, life is about enjoying it, laughing etc, ofcourse not on the expenses of someone else.

 

[CorruptSoul4]

Same, life is about enjoying it, laughing etc, ofcourse not on the expenses of someone else.

Never at the expence of someone else.
Heres another for the spirit of the night

A father and a son go to the supermarket. Somehow, they manage to go past the condom section.
The son sees a pack of 3 condoms, picks them up and asks his dad "Dad, why would you need 3 at a time?"
"Ah son, that's for collage, 2 for Friday night and one for Saturday morning"
They walk a bit further and the son sees a 4 pack. "What about 4 at a time dad?"
"That's for Uni, 2 for Friday night and 2 for Saturday night."
They keep walkin and the son sees a 6 pack "Why would you ever need 6 dad?" asks the son
"That's when your dating, three for Friday night, two for Saturday night and one for Sunday night"
At the end of the isle they see a 12 pack and one last time the son asks th dad "Why would you ever in God's name need a 12 pack?"
"That's for when your married son, one for January, one for February, one for March etc

 

[GohanSSJ]

Heard it many times before, but it's just a great joke.

 

[CorruptSoul4]

No way you heard this joke before it's sort of 1/2 romanian

This man get's bored very easyly so he falls asleep whenever he get's bored. Now, he has to go to church with his wife every Sunday because he's religious :tp:. His wife on the other hand, is embarassed when her husband is snoring next to her during prayers and things so she decides to do something. She decides to take a needle and prick him with it every time he falls asleep. He goes to mass, and after about 10 minutes he falls asleep. As he falls asleep, the priest asks, "Who is the lords's son?" The wife pricks the man with the needle and he wakes up screaming "Jesus Christ" All the eyes turn to him for a moment and the priest says "Correct!"
20 minutes later, the husband is fallin asleep again and this time the priest asks " Who made the world? " So the wife does the same thing as last time and this time he wakes up screaming "God Almighty!"
Near the end of mass, the priest asks the gathering "What did Eve say to Adam after she had his 90th baby?" By the end of the question the man is already asleep so the wife pricks him and he wakes up screaming and raging "For fucks sake, if you poke me with that thing one more time, I'll fucking break it off"