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So I've been living with a bunch of friends and my girlfriend at her beach house for the summer. Huge problem with me is that if im lying down on the beach, I start to get drowsy. So my friends planned out that when I fell asleep, they were going to let me get burned. But what they did was that they put sun block on my chest in the form of penis. So when I finally fell asleep, they applied the sunblock and left me there for hours. When I finally woke up and touched my face, it stung and so I limped back to the house. After getting cleaned up, I noticed that my whole body was red except was a portion on my chest which looked like....

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I cant take my shirt off when I score in a game now.
 
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Say do you want to see my penis, and lift your shirt up and when they get side tracked by it score.

Lol I doubt it. Half the people i play against dont even smile :p

if i had that id be taking my shirt off more often!

Would you do it even if your mom came to your games? And if im coming to the UK soon, I can definetly arrange for you to get one :p
 
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Shake it at teh girlehs and say you wanna taste lol.
 
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aye i would :p

will be impossible to make me get one here, u need sun to get sunburnt mate :p

Oh yeah i remember you telling me how your beaches arent good. Come to America. Youll definetly get one here.

And if you would let your mom see that then my mom and your mom are really really diffrent. My mom would just run onto the feild going like "Micheal Luke Fisher! What is that on your chest??"

And i would feel sorry for the referree if he tried to stop her :\
 
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Like I said, wag it at the girlehs and say, do you wanna pet my furiend?
 
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When she goes to the beach rub sun screen on her back and without her looking just wet your hands with water or something rub her back and then after she doesn't get to suspicious write "I play MU".
 
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Doubt anyone around here knows what MU really is. Im one of a kind tbh. Online gaming isnt too popular in my community.
 
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Well ask ur girlfriend if she wants to play with ur pet.
 
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Uhm, I dint need to know that, but exactly what i was saying is its a setup dude, for the show...
 
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You sure you want pics....? Im sure RZ dosent support large black objects.......
 
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You post pics = Imma firin mah lazer at this thread.
 
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