[PIC] Should I give her another N64 game?

[Parker]

Might be a tad hard to see but oh well still lol'd.

 

[Monsta.]

ok this is what happening

my parents are out with family friends and theyll be back any minute so i need your help

Heres some background:

and whatever yea i met this girl, her name is Alison, and were going out for a while. We have alot in commin, sometimes i help her with her homework. I helped her on her english essay and she still got a D. This is because the teacher is a prick .... anywayz


So she came over like an hour ago, and i really want to lose my viginity, so i ask her to have sex

"no, no i cant, its not right" she said, but i told her "dont worry i know what im doing, ill be done in like 10 seconds, plus ill give you 2 n64 games if you say yes"

So I have her Diddy Kong Racing, and Ken Griffey Jr Baseball, and then she goes to my room. Shes a bit confused and scared.

Then i think to myself - yo I need lube right? Cuz i heard you guys on the vesti saying you need to lube up her clit otherwise it wont fit in properly.

Ok so i have no lube, but i really want to lost my viginity - so i grab some butter from the fridge, but its cold, it wont melt - so I microwaved it for 8 minutes, and then i put it in a glass and poured it on her coaster, now shes saying i burned it.

I dont know what to do, my parents are going to be back any minute and shes crying in the bathroom plz help you guyz are relly smrat and please help me.

Any idea how to shut her up? Should i give her another n64 game?

Copied word for word, hope I helped

And pretty funny tbh rofl

 

[Savage]

Ahahaha. Oh man, I am laughing my ass of right now. That is some good stuff right there.

 

[Monsta.]

lol.

n64 game for sex

n64 games are like 20p rofl

not really, just exaggerating

 

[Parker]

N64 will forever live in my heart as it is the sole reason of my console playing days, Mario Kart & Super Mario 64 ftw!

The question is who uses 'cooter'..

 

[Monsta.]

N64 will forever live in my heart as it is the sole reason of my console playing days, Mario Kart & Super Mario 64 ftw!

The question is who uses 'cooter'..

rofl

Also, Parker, you can put my first post in yours if you feel like it

 

[Parker]

rofl

Also, Parker, you can put my first post in yours if you feel like it

That would require extra unnecessary effort on my behalf, plus there is absolutely no point as they could just scroll read the second post.

:smurf:

 

[Monsta.]

true. just a suggestion though ...

 

[CrashOveride]

Well thats a blast from the past...

Crash

 

[TimTheLord]

I friggin lol'd.

 

[Joker]

old, but still funny how stupid some ppl are

 

[Fulzo]

Lmao!
The thing that tops it off though is that he actually went on a forum and asked for advice

 

[Liselotte]

old, repost and still funny

 

[KyleEnos]

8mins in the microwave? Ouch.

 

[Parker]

There's nothing better then melted butter and stubby holder :tongue:

 

[exclamatio]

old but still funny

 

[Pieman]

That's some epic trolling right there.

 

[Ramuthra]

http://www.leoslyrics.com/posts/list/14014.page omg someone copied him, or he posted on multiple forums

 

[cizo]

lol sex for N64 games.

 

[Dj-Art_Jihadz]

pwn game ever. ~,~
but i never play it. xD