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Pickle slicer
Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to
confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired too."
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Subscriptions
Steve and Cliff are having this talk.
Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy Magazines for the same reason."
Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, " Cuz with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit
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Jail
A prisoner tunnels his way out of jail and comes up in the
middle of a preschool. He lifts himself from the hole and
cries, "I'm free! I'm free!"
One of the children shouts back, "Big deal, I'm four!"
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Bill worked in a pickle factory.
He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to
confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion.
He had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
His wife suggested that he should see a sex therapist to talk about it, but Bill said he would be too embarrassed.
He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own.
One day a few weeks later, Bill came home.
His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong.
"What's wrong, Bill?" she asked.
"Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?"
"Oh, Bill, you didn't."
"Yes, I did."
"My God, Bill, what happened?"
"I got fired."
"No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?"
"Oh... she got fired too."
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Subscriptions
Steve and Cliff are having this talk.
Steve says, "My wife lets me subscribe to National Geographic and Playboy Magazines for the same reason."
Cliff says, "Why?"
Steve says, " Cuz with both magazines, I get to see places I'll never get to visit
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Jail
A prisoner tunnels his way out of jail and comes up in the
middle of a preschool. He lifts himself from the hole and
cries, "I'm free! I'm free!"
One of the children shouts back, "Big deal, I'm four!"
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and the rest are good as well
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