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the fat beef and curry noodle of pot sat on a dogs butt cheek which was shaven at the hot step of detroit then the lryircal gangster went to sleep in a porn shop and bought a 37" of a penis inflation dilo like machine foreign counterfit transexual strawberry multipul of 4

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I love young childeren, my favorite place is in the garbage cans of an abortion clinic
 
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GohanSSJ said:
I love young childeren, my favorite place is in the garbage cans of an abortion clinic


quoted for truth

(thank you cap)
 
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Timmy was 6 years old and gave blowjobs to grannies, he fell off a train and landed on the sea where he swam to the end of the world, there he met a hobo named Bob selling magic beans for a fiver, he grew a bean and chopped it down when it grew, a giant landed on timmy and killed him, killed bob and stole timmys fiver, the giant then ran the london marathon and went to the toilet. with this he played tennis with testicles and lazed around the house wearing nothing but a thong and a dildo.

crappy i know but im eating
 
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what a hero
 

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''Toejam resin on my fake Rolex inside a full unopened box of Bassets Sour Winegums'' - he said - little Jimmy humpasukalottadick replied ''ill have none of that''! for i only drink out of the freshly moulded dog's leg , of wich the invisible apletiser is enybodies , but not enyones for the takens ,except the one they call the mouth-fun bimbo of wich the fishes need a constant care but they dont like bunnies , papa plz dont wake me up for the flour wont rise u need to move the mouse longer....
 
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My friends fat weiner =)
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"Cover me said desmond, flipping 180 over a car window through a bullet ridden shoot out with the mafia at El Passo Pizzaria. Big Tony let rip with a 12 gauge shotgun while Tommy the Gun Ronalds hid patiently behind a delivery bike. Any chance of a Pepperoni Supreme pizza screamed Desmond to Chef Duberman, or is this an akward moment? Pausing, breathless, he realised that what had just been said was stupid and retarded, Since Duberman 234 seconds previously had recieved mutiple bullet wounds, and was a lifeless bullet ridden corpse laid humorously over a caspacho pan. In a brief moment, the shooting had stopped, and only 3 remain, Desmond 'The Dallas' Winston, Big Tony, and Elmo Flyn twice removed for legal reasons. Desmond contemplated the situation, make a run for it to Chaquito's mexican resturant for some hot refreshment, or continue with this madness. He paused, satisfied the itch on his genitalia, and removed his bullet proof jacket. By this time Elmo was long dead, for it had appeared that Desmonds brief 'pause' was infact far from brief, it had lasted subsiquently 1 hour. But what was also realised, is that Big Tony had been beaten to death with a chapati pan by the head chief's second in command 'I'm on a rolla Gay' Fred. Desmond later enjoyed a mexican tortia at Chaquito's, but died of food poisoning.
 
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You guys need to learn a few things about random humour..... Yeah all the stuff uve come up with is random but you still dont have it... You need to make the situation sound coherent and seem to make sense... then for no reason somthing happens. Having constant randomness isnt really that funny..... now TRY HARDER :tp:
 
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Solares said:
You guys need to learn a few things about random humour..... Yeah all the stuff uve come up with is random but you still dont have it... You need to make the situation sound coherent and seem to make sense... then for no reason somthing happens. Having constant randomness isnt really that funny..... now TRY HARDER :tp:

Why don't you do one smarty pants? :p
 
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