Random

[Solares]

Nah its not spam. I just wana see what the most random thing that people can come out with is. So far i would say balth is winning with the amazing statment of:

Well you know, as you do I told the guy tho stop begging for old turnip cards. He gave me a blank look, like one you might see in a car park..i said "thats my fish burger dont you forget it" Tony quickly escaped the situation by falling over and rolling for about 20 metres. He stood up rubbed all the dust dirt and socks off him and continued to buy all the frog spawn in the shop. Patty cut the lawn shaved her left bull and flew into a mass of huge jelly beans. "Yes ill take the fridge please".."Ok that will be

 

[Sucker]

ROFTLOL

..........no more coments need......... :good:

 

[Solares]

Wana see something random? Ive found my first ever flash animation (its ****). Join the happy face through this harrowing tale of emotional upset.

 

[Neosparky]

 

[exclamatio]

"it was a dark night and well i just couldnt find that last jigsaw piece, the pickle jar was beggining to spin as james tied his laces in preperation for pain as the bulet ripped into his chest, I cant open the milk she screamed while the elevator past the 11th floor outside as another chain mail was passed into my inbox."

 

[GohanSSJ]

I fucked a beer can in the closet.

 

[Tupac]

well this isnt mine but snake just said this out of no where


I wanna have sex with my mam and dad and then after rub dog food allover mand and get my dog lick it off lol we was all discusted lol

 

[Solares]

I fucked a beer can in the closet.

:rofl: thats comeing second place in my books

 

[MentaL]

a man walked into a bunglow and went to see his wife, he cooked a meal with a bird.. he put some bread on it and started eating drinking his pepsi..

he went up the lift and decided to buy a pair of shoes...... he bought a pound of weed with the savings he got from flying the plane into a cliff.

one day he woke up and looked out of the window and smacked his head by the passing train and lost all his lunch money.

best i can do

 

[Tupac]

a man walked into a bunglow and went to see his wife, he cooked a meal with a bird.. he put some bread on it and started eating drinking his pepsi..

he went up the lift and decided to buy a pair of shoes...... he bought a pound of weed with the savings he got from flying the plane into a cliff.

one day he woke up and looked out of the window and smacked his head by the passing train and lost all his lunch money.

best i can do

lol didnt make sense

i like it :good:

 

[GohanSSJ]

You want another thing that doesn't make sense......

Capricorn's brain

 

[Neosparky]

You want another thing that doesn't make sense......

Capricorn's brain

that's not random that's a myth

 

[GohanSSJ]

Fair enough

 

[MentaL]

what does capricorn.. a russian mafia member.. a migit and sadam husien have in common.


they all trying to hide something ^__^

 

[MentaL]

i was walking down a street and i saw a donkey...... so i got in my car and took a hard left and went through the door and out through the kitchen sink.


first thing i saw was a goblin it has a rash and it was red and then my hair fel out so i had to take my hamster to the docter and the chief give the indian some rocks and he threw them into the back seat of his scooter, he climbed a tree and bought some buscuits and took a long dark walk down the chimey and he saw a red man wearing a can of vodka.


(this 1 is crap)

 

[Solares]

I was looking at a wall, then fell into the grey box which was at a 45degree angle from the raped mole asuming 0 degrees is north west. The interiour of the CD case was a sexually transmited disease that gave my cat a birthday present of geophysics weekly. As the shard of head hit the uper right of the vibrateing dildo, the startship 'abstract fart' docked with the disturbed AIDS drink. In the end the advanced sexual hydro electric screwdriver was pluged into the fifty first electron on the left of the london blue bus. The end

 

[GohanSSJ]

what does capricorn.. a russian mafia member.. a migit and sadam husien have in common.


they all trying to hide something ^__^

:rofl:

 

[MentaL]

a man walked into a bar and called the taxi company for pizza

 

[Solares]

The dog spunked in the mouth of the semi auto pitch fork.

 

[MentaL]

the kat went to the movies to go bust her willy out of the jail while he was on the toilet singing to his hot dog.