Reasons women r betta than beer

[harry]

Eight reasons beer is NOT better than women:

1. A beer bottle doesn't look any better with its labels off.
2. Peeling off beer labels isn't as much fun.
3. You can suck a beer at only one spot.
4. Enjoying a beer involves a positive calorie intake.
5. The bottom of a beer can isn't very interesting.
6. You can't buy a beer at 9AM on Sunday in some states.
7. There's a law about driving after having too many beers.
8. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.

 

[Speedhorn666]

8. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.

18 (I'm 16 *looks around*)

 

[DiGiDJ]

nNo. 8 aint tru u can have a beer in your house as long as your parents kno.....

 

[harry]

u normally hav fun wid beer wen wid m8s in a pub........

 

[Speedhorn666]

u normally hav fun wid beer wen wid m8s in a pub........

u can hav fun with beer netime

 

[harry]

i cant, i had 1 bacardi breezer each nite 4 3 nites and my dad went ape on me. he called me an alcoholic.

 

[Speedhorn666]

i cant, i had 1 bacardi breezer each nite 4 3 nites and my dad went ape on me. he called me an alcoholic.

lmao oh nn not a bacardi breezer. Damn u a poper alchy And u ain't supposed 2 let ur parents know f00

 

[jerre]

16 for beer in belgium

 

[QuikS]

8 reason why beer is better

1) they dont argue abck
2) beer always makes u happy
3) there is no ugly beer
4) u dont have to buy beer gifts
5) beer will never say "is it in yet"
6) you are always in the mood for beer
7) beer doesnt say no
8) with beer u always have a good nite

 

[Gilly]

8 reason why beer is better

1) they dont argue abck
2) beer always makes u happy
3) there is no ugly beer
4) u dont have to buy beer gifts
5) beer will never say "is it in yet"
6) you are always in the mood for beer
7) beer doesnt say no
8) with beer u always have a good nite

1)it dont ask for money all the time
2) u dont have to marry it and meet it's mother in law.

 

[-Strider-]

lmfao

 

[WARTONTO2]

tbh

i cba whith drink do any of u smoke tak?

 

[QuikS]

Re: tbh

i cba whith drink do any of u smoke tak?

ffs man its all about smoking with u coz u think its hard trust me beer is better and ive done both.

 

[Makaveli]

this subject is blasphemy

BEER is my God

 

[exclamatio]

Re: tbh

i cba whith drink do any of u smoke tak?

wtf is tak and beer is better than smoking, smoking fucks up your lungs its all about an image, beer is just fooking great lol

 

[Capricorn]

I don't smoke and I don't drink.

And "Tak" = Cannabis I do believe. o_0

 

[MasterD]

lmao oh nn not a bacardi breezer. Damn u a poper alchy And u ain't supposed 2 let ur parents know f00

lool my dad gives me the cash like for last sat and we all remember that -_-

 

[Darknightr]

its only 21 in the states and a few otha gay countries, 16 in good ol britain and 5 for drinking at home with parents

 

[ady86]

8. You have to be over 21 to enjoy a beer.
WTF!?
I've been drinking since i was little.
In my country they say u have 2 be 18, every time i go out(either to a bar, or a night club) they never ask me for id and i'm 17, but this also happens to 14y olds soo no one carse about that stupid law.
And i've alwais seen more resons why beer is better than women, this is the first time i see why a women is better than a beer.

 

[DiGiDJ]

8 reason why beer is better

1) they dont argue abck
2) beer always makes u happy
3) there is no ugly beer
4) u dont have to buy beer gifts
5) beer will never say "is it in yet" <- :rofl::rofl: LMFAO
6) you are always in the mood for beer
7) beer doesnt say no
8) with beer u always have a good nite