[site] French millitary victories

[Pieman]

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/text/france.html

Pretty old but still funny as hell.

 

[TimTheLord]

Italian Wars
- Lost. France becomes the first and only country to ever lose two wars when fighting Italians.

- Thirty Years War
- France is technically not a participant, but manages to get invaded anyway. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her.

- French Revolution
- Won, primarily due the fact that the opponent was also French.

I lol'd

The truth is always funnier then lame jokes.

 

[Liselotte]

lol so basically they lost in every war

ahahaa

 

[wounded]

LoL...French Revolution was awesome.

 

[Deva]

Lol I showed my dad this and he said for a short period of time on google, when you searched something like 'French military victories', 'Did you mean: French military defeats' would be it's correction, but he said it might just have been rigged because France were having disagreements with the US over the war in Iraq at the time. Still funny as hell to see