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[NoOxygen]

One day I found out that my urine was acting like a powerful foaming agent. I thought that I could take advantage of my ability by hosting piss-scented foam parties in the pub toilets, but the landlord wasn't keen. He didn't think that people would be interested. In fact, he said that it was a disgusting idea. I said I'd rather go to a piss foam party than watch the fucking football, but he said that I'm in a very small minority and the big screen stays.

 

[I Rule MU]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

 

[InZan3]

Holy! <3

 

[NoOxygen]

Read that for men under 34 the biggest killer is car accidents. Second is suicides. Spent a while wondering what third was. Hit my head against the wall a few times.

 

[Joker]

dude thats just nasty.

 

[NoOxygen]

I got into a fight in the perfume department of a large store. It wasn't my fault; I had been trying to choose a nice scent for my new girlfriend and there was a scuffle to my left. The perfume ladies backed away. I was filled, at the time, with a sense of invulnerability that came with having recently fallen in love, and I stepped forward to quell the incipient violence.
Naturally I was punched, knocked over and kicked in the face, but the broken bottles of perfume released such an incredible bouquet that I afterwards remembered the encounter with a degree of fondness.


http://www.slowlydownward.com/irony.html

 

[I Rule MU]

I can assure you that you are weird.

 

[Joker]

I can assure you that you are weird.

i double that.

 

[Neroez]

Have I ever said that I am/was interested in (the colour of) your urine?

 

[NoOxygen]

The children play along the canal where the warehouses used to be.
They have elaborate games and run across planks over the water.
They don't mind when the helicopters come over because they have got used to them.
Look, I say. That's where Homebase used to be.
They are not interested.
It's not their fault.
Maybe it's mine.

 

[Neroez]

Very mysterious, Oxygen.

 

[Jhewt]

My urine is always yellow. Wow, that sounds very weird

 

[I Rule MU]

Naa just stop replying to his threads. He sees that we think hes weird and he posts more crap.

 

[Sundays]

Lol....... I Detest you >.>

 

[Rishwin]

Hey it's NoOxygen, long time no see. Sup?

 

[Skycut]

Oh shi- Oxygen, sup.

 

[NoOxygen]

Oh so nooooooooow you notice me, eh?'

Hey hey Rish. Still trolling around. You?

 

[NoOxygen]

Naa just stop replying to his threads. He sees that we think hes weird and he posts more crap.

Not the smartest tool in the shed, eh?

 

[Neroez]

My urine is always yellow. Wow, that sounds very weird

pic?

 

[I Rule MU]

Not the smartest tool in the shed, eh?

Shouldnt really be talking Mr. Piss-scented foam parties.