some of lifes most embarrassing moments

[Elessar]

Ok, while readin the "Phobia" thread one of my embarrassing moments got brought back into my memorey, and sadly i have a couple of them, and they are all funny in there own pathetic little way, so here it goes.

So one day while playing tackle football at lunchtime in school i was running to tackle the guy with the ball, but he turned in a diff direction from where he originally was going, so i had to turn very sharply to catch him, but when i turned i stepped on a empty bag of popcorn sold at the school's snack bar, when i tried to turn my full weight went on the foot that was planted on the plastic bag, and my momentum made my foot fly into the air and i landed on my elbow/fore-arm and i got a scrape about 1 in wide and 2 inches long. What made it worse was that when i went to the nurse to get a band-aid for it, she teased me about HOW i got the scrape. She thought i got it from getting tackled by someone, but NO i friggin slipped on a dumb popcorn bag!​

edit:also plz post some of ur embarrassing moments in life

 

[Sipher]

lmfao hahahhahaha im laughin hard here hahaha

 

[BLiNd37]

I remeber giving my sitter a Dirty Sanchez ...


Ahh those wer the days...

 

[Hulkster]

LMAO! What a dork...................

Can't think of anything embarrasing, only thing is:

Was throwing some rocks at neighbor's backyard and got caught by one of them, then must've snitched and got yelled out, lol.

 

[Elessar]

oh yeah heres another one, once i was throwing lemons at cars (like an idiot) and threw one right passed my parents coming home.

 

[Capricorn]

I got thrown in a bush once. It wasn't a nice bush. Bastards.

 

[RageFire]

Hmmmmm i got one of a similar kind.

Was playing football at the age of about 13, i get the ball and im taking on a few peeps and running when i come to the 2 18 year olds, MASSIVE guys lol, and there both about to steem into me and take me out so ive completely shit maself and tried to step on the ball and roll it back to leg it backwards, but as i stepped on it it rolled and ive gone flying into the air like a muppet and landing on me arm and broken it badly. Everyones laughing their heads off around me while im lying on the floor screaming 'my arms fucking broken you fucking pricks!!!', took the idiots 10 minuites to go call me an ambulance, lucky ma bro and the famous poet guy benjamin zephania was there lol.

 

[Gilly]

got caught havin a wank by my bros best mate i was totally embaresed lol.

 

[Sipher]

hahaha I went to a old friend of mine to visit him to his new house, and he said he has problems with the naighbour already and i was throwing rocks while he went inside to get keys for his car (at that time i didnt go into his house) and when he came out he was like dud ewtf man and im like im throwin rox at pricks... an he said... man thats MY house!...

 

[exclamatio]

got caught havin a wank by my bros best mate i was totally embaresed lol.

lol thatnof this time when my m8s went camping there was the kid that no1 liked and he went to the tent to sleep b4 every1 else and when my m8 got back tot he tent he heard him breathing heavily in his sleeping bag so he quickly pulled it back to see him knocking one off next to him in the tent lol

 

[8694]

Lol something like that happend today accutaly lol
We was playing footy and smoking a joint when my mate went to kick the ball and have u ever swong for it and both feet left the floor at the same time ? well this happend and he must of went 4foot in the air and landed flat on his back the joint went flying out his mouth and everyone was more botherd about the joint than him and we just laughed for 20 mins straight

 

[NeoSparky]

Not having enough to eat, mixing and as a result fainting in the middle of a crowd coz of it -_-

 

[Elessar]

OH YEAH! lol, onc i was at a camp with a bunch of project kids, and i was one of the "Junior Counsellers" and i was the only "authority" in the room, so all the guys were talking about girls and stuff (not like hot girls, but how scary some ugly fat chicks can be ESPECIALLY when they ask U out and they are like twice ur size *shudders*) oh yeah, back to the point, so it was like that very LAST night that we were gonna be there, so we were all talking to eachother, when all of a sudden we heard a weird noise. . . "hunh, hunh, hunh!, HUNH!" and we're all like "WTF! is that!" so me and another kid turn our flashlights on the kids making the noise and all we can see is his shoulder moving UP, and down, UP and down under his sleeping bag. So giving him the reasonable doubt we yelled at him, put the flashlights directly on his eyes, threw trash at him, till he woke up. SO i asked hime "um?. . are u feeling ok? having a bad dream or something man?" and then hes like "huh?"
but in the end we nvr got the truth outta him, and after that he went back to sleep, but whenever he did that again we HAD to wake him up again to stop making those noises, which happened MULTIPLE times.

p.s. i was forced to go to the camp, which was at a ranch in Colorado, done for the ppl living in poverty, by good christian ppl so i HAD to make sure no conversations got too "steamy" or kids acting too bad, or anything like that. we were also sleeping in a dormtype room with bunk-beds, so we were all used to eachothers company by then.

 

[exclamatio]

got home once over a year ago absolutely hammered no idea how much i drank an im there trying to put my fucking key in the door and it aint happening so i sit down on the door step for about an hour and it try again after trying all 3 of my keys about 100 tiems each a light comes on inside the house and im like open the dooooooooooooorrr so they open it and i got a big grin on my face and they go "lee, you live next door m8"

 

[DaRcAntiX]

got home once over a year ago absolutely hammered no idea how much i drank an im there trying to put my fucking key in the door and it aint happening so i sit down on the door step for about an hour and it try again after trying all 3 of my keys about 100 tiems each a light comes on inside the house and im like open the dooooooooooooorrr so they open it and i got a big grin on my face and they go "lee, you live next door m8"

Hahahahahhahaha :mrgreen:

P.S: posted one of mine on the other thread.. Ex, is that like ur 4th u posted now? :eh:

 

[Tsuki]

That was about a year ago though, Darc...