Somebody lost their girlfriend - Text

No fuckin way can that be real

him "il go get my strapon"
her "im coming over now"
her "bye babe"
her "cya soon"

him "will u fuk my dog"
her "when did u get a dog?"
him "il get a dog"
him "so u can fuck it"

dys4iK: how'd you find me?
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: u r goin to grad. tomorrow right
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: ur on my list
sweet_thang_for_u_2002: duh!!!!!!!!!!
dys4iK: I'm not going anywhere tommorow night.
dys4iK: I spend my days sitting at my computer,
dys4iK: jerking off to weird porn.


Funny tho lol
 
:rofl:

lololol

she must be blonde (im blonde aswell so blondes dont take offence!)
 
ROFLMFAO!!!!!

dys4iK: yay.
dys4iK: you promise to never phone?

who is this guy! this guy is a genious!
 
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