Here's what I got,
A long time ago, in a city not far from the place you are now, there was an epidemic and someone of curse sweeping the land.
There was an abundance of cakes and pies from the far reaches of the earth that would bring wonder and amazement to the soul of any man who witnessed it.
But there was one final thing that was missing: Until one day, a young boy by the name Cecil Pavlova invented something, so delicious, so scrumptious, so bursting with yellow flavor that it changed the face of pie forever!
Everybody come on custard!
Give me back my custard!
I had to listen to it a few times. Had to edit the thread a few times too! It's not 100% accurate but from what I heard it seems right.