The Chinese Tattoo Prankette

PoorShot^^;; · May 24, 2004

get easily bored at work. One of the ways I amuse myself is by playing little tricks on my co-workers. The more elaborate the prank, the longer I'm able to remain amused, so I have no qualms about going to extraordinary lengths for a gag with the most minimal payoff. The punch line is not the point; it's the journey there that keeps me going.

My most recent scheme involved tattoos. I noticed how many people were getting tattoos of Chinese characters, and wondered why Americans of European descent think there is some special magical property to all things Asian. Buddhism, acupuncture, kung fu, feng shui: if this crap originated in Germany, no one would care.

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exclamatio · May 24, 2004

lmao thats class

a guy round here was a right wanker always causing trouble and one day he decides "ima get a tatoo on my arm in chinese cos thatl make me cool"
so off he goes down to the local chinese chippy and he bursts in as usual but this time instead of hailing drunken abuse he passes them some paper and a pen.
So me and my friends are walkin to the chippy an we see they guy an my m8s are like "no dont go in hes gonan start somethin" an i just carry on with my m8 greg and this guy walks out of the chippy with his paper and a stupid grin on his retarded face.

so we go in order our food an we ask the girl serving us what did he want so she looks at us all shy she was only about 13/14. then her dad comes back through and tells us he wanted chinese writing for a tatoo, so we asked what did he want and the guy laughs and says "i cant remember". So were like, "well what did you write then?" and he looks at us and goes "i give him chinese for 'chips and gravy'"

poor oaf lol