The perfect girl/woman

The Unbeatable
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When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would
have a girlfriend.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there
was no passion. So I decided I needed a
passionate girl with a zest for life.

When I was 18 I dated a passionate girl, but
she was too emotional. Everything was an
emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all
the time and threatened suicide. So I decided
I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but
she was boring. She was totally predictable
and never got excited about anything. Life
became so dull that I decided I needed a girl
with some excitement.

When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I
couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one
thing to another never settling on anything.
She did mad impetuous things and flirted with
everyone she met. She made me miserable as
often as happy. She was great fun initially
and very energetic, but directionless. So I
decided to find a girl with some ambition.

When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious
girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground
and married her. She was so ambitious that she
divorced me and took everything I owned.

Now, I'm 40 and just looking for a girl with
big ti..errrr boobies.
 
Everyone does realises that this is a joke...

Anyway i'm still try to find a girl that is right for me... i thought i was a bit closer for some time... but found out that i wasn't actually... ah well shit happens.
 
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