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the point system

Sep 29, 2003
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For all you guys out there who just can't
figure it out, here it is: In the world of romance,
one single rule applies: Make the woman happy.
Do something she likes and you get points. Do
something she dislikes and points are subtracted.
You don't get any points for doing something she
expects...Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the point system.

Simple Duties:

You make the bed..+1

You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative

You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets..-1

You leave the toilet seat up..-5

You leave the toilet lid down..-10 after the lights
are out..-30

You replace the toilet-paper roll when it's empty..0

When the toilet-paper roll is barren, you resort to

When the Kleenex runs out you shuffle slowly to the
next bathroom..-2

You go out to buy her spring-fresh extra-light panty
liners with wings..+5

But return with beer ..-5

You check out a suspicious noise at night ...0

You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing..0

You check out a suspicious noise and it's

You pummel it with a six iron..+10

It's her father..-10

Social Engagements:

You stay by her side the entire party..0

You stay by her side for a while, then leave to
chat with a college drinking buddy..-2

Named Tiffany..-4

Tiffany is a dancer..-6

Tiffany has implants..-8

Her Birthday:

You take her out to dinner..0

You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports
bar ......+1

Okay, it is a sports bar..-2

And it's all-you-can-eat night..-3

It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and
your face is painted the colors of your favorite

A Night Out With The Boys:

Go out with a pal ..-5

And the pal is happily married ..-4

Or frighteningly single ..-7

And he drives a Mustang..-10

With a personalized license plate
(GR8 N BED) ..-15

A Night Out:

You take her to a movie..+2

You take her to a movie she likes..+4

You take her to a movie you hate..+6

You take her to a movie you like..-2

It's called DeathCop 3..-3

Which features cyborgs having sex..-9

You lied and said it was a foreign film
about orphans .........-15

Your Physique:

You develop a noticeable potbelly..-15

You develop a noticeable potbelly and
exercise to get rid of it....+10

You develop a noticeable potbelly and
resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian
shirts ..-30

You say "I don't give a damn because you
have one too"...-800

The Big Question:

She asks, "Do I look fat?" ..-5

You hesitate in responding..-10

You reply, "Where?"..-35


When she wants to talk about a problem,
you listen, displaying what looks like a
concerned expression ..0

When she wants to talk, you listen, for over
30 minutes..+5

You listen for more than 30 minutes without
looking at the TV..+10

She realizes this is because you've fallen

*this was stolen from another forum, kinda old but still funny to me*