The ultimate answer to a zombie invasion

[KyleEnos]

A treehouse.

Aha.

Watching Night Of The Living Dead (I love zombie films, I have all the oldies (and newies) like Dawn of the Dead 1978/2004, NotLD 1968/1990, etc).

There's a zombie invasion of about 50 coming to your city. You have 3 hours to do anything about it.

1. It's imminent. The military won't save you, only YOU know they're 3 hours away. And it will only be realised when they get to your city.

2. They're slow zombies, they have basic instict and do things from memory. It is possible some zombies will be able to open doors, climb ladders, steps, and possibly use things to break windows.

3. It's impossible for you to tell friends and family outside of your home.

What would you do?

Personally, I'd find a place where they sell air-rifles. Get a lot of bottles of vodka, towels and lighters/matches. Possible dig large pits (with family) in the garden where the treehouse is, and surround the tree with barbed wire.

Though, sadly because treehouses aren't exactly large, it wouldn't leave much room for many people. Say, comfortably we could fit 5 people inside, and 3 people on top of the treehouse roof. That's enough for my immediate family (living under my roof) and passers by.

That's all I got atm.

 

[Cancel Man]

Drive to the country-side hitting as many zombies as possible.
10 Points for normal Zombies
50 for Alpha zombies.

 

[KyleEnos]

Stick to topic.

Don't post in this thread now until you've edited that post with a suitable and relevant reply.

I want to keep it as clean as possible.

 

[InZan3]

Wait what about bullets kyle?

 

[KyleEnos]

Wait what about bullets kyle?

What do you mean?

When I said Air Rifles, I meant the whole shebang

Would be stupid of me to take the rifle, and not any bullets. Unless I was going to whack them with it

 

[Cancel Man]

Drive to the country-side hitting as many zombies as possible.

 

[Sundays]

Oooh Get some food and pepsi, hide in the mountain rages in my town, with an PSG-1 with loads of ammo, and snipe snipe and snipe

 

[exclamatio]

a zombie invasion si something ive actually thought about, man i need something to do

i have a collection of weapons that i feel would be adaquate for self protection. personally id go round to any local friends / family and arm them too, safety in numbers after all!

After locating as many others as possible in the 1st 24 hours id then try to secure some food/water, shelter, clean clothes and after all that some form of communication, even a wind up radio to recieve possible transmitions.

dont forget to put your full health cheat on. and clean underwear.

 

[Wilsongb10]

If there was a zombie invasion i would try and get on a helicopter and fly somewhere else. You would want to stay in air for as long as you can. Since you said they can only break through windows/door and walk very slowly.

 

[theninjaway]

Stock up on bubble shields.
But seriously, I would get in my car, which is really my dads jeep, and yell LEERROOOYY JENKINNSS!! as I run over teh zombies and escape the town.

 

[Mreow]

I would immediately go and build a stable tower and get a rifle of some sort loaded with ammo, then camp up in the tower.

 

[Masius]

I would get two M60's , wait for them and just flip them off

 

[Rappmaster2]

An nuclear bomb is the only real solution.

 

[PostOfTheYear]

Atomic Bomb is the solution because nuclear will destroy the country.

 

[KyleEnos]

atomic bomb is the solution because nuclear will destroy the country.

... -.-

 

[Batz]

Action Replay!

 

[Wloczykij]

Why is it impossible to inform people outside? Maybe some would not believe but then they would probably see it on some news or someting. I'd pack up my car and move in the other direction. I'd wait for someone else to deal with these brain-eaters. Otherwise I'd have to steal some weps and create some place to stay with laser turrets, bottlecap mines, mininukes and chainsaws.

 

[Junkers]

I'd just take alot of food, water, maybe a fan to cool the air, bedding and some extra provisions like some sort of rifle (if I could get it) and hang tight in the attic.

 

[KyleEnos]

Why is it impossible to inform people outside? Maybe some would not believe but then they would probably see it on some news or someting. I'd pack up my car and move in the other direction. I'd wait for someone else to deal with these brain-eaters. Otherwise I'd have to steal some weps and create some place to stay with laser turrets, bottlecap mines, mininukes and chainsaws.

It isn't like that. I'm basing it on classic zombie films, not common sense

The military won't save until atleast 3 weeks.
You CAN'T tell anybody outside of your home, not because they won't believe you, but because you can't I made that clear.

 

[Wloczykij]

Then I'd take my parents and go to my GF's house and make some barricades there