this made me laugh :P hope it does the same for u

[PEACEFUL]

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The >cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The >first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same >kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits. > >The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The >king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your >butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten." > >The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so >he was killed. > >The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king >explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. >1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and >was killed. > >The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why >did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I >couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

 

[Hydra]

lol ive heard that before, but its still quite funny

 

[-Strider-]

lmao, havnt heard that one b4

 

[Terron]

lol.. good one

 

[exclamatio]

heard it b4 but still lmao

 

[Sipher]

aint heard b4 its class tho hahahah made me laugh LOL

 

[Elessar]

ROFLMFAO is what i am currently doing. . . I hope i can find my @$$ now that it has fallen off.

 

[FyRiS]

I fail to see how he could be stupid enough to get PINEAPPLES....... ffs, theyre massive things out in the places where cannibals are!!! Heard it before, but its still goooooooood

 

[Tallon]

good joke there, anything would hurt but pineapples... damn

 

[xplav]

buhauahauh

 

[Becky]

OMG thats great lol