[TXT]3 horse and a dog

[Jaanus]

3 hippodrome horses are sitting in a pub and drinking beer. They start speaking about winnings and the first horse brags "I have 10 wins from 18 races". Second horse "Well I have 18 wins from 24 races". Third horse thereupon "I have 28 wins from 32 races". Horses are busy with braging about their wins they don't notice that there's a poodle with a red helmet listening to their conversation. The poodle says quietly "I'm sorry, I don't wanna make myself very important or anything but I have 40 wins from 44 races". The horses are amazed. Can't get a word out of their mouths. One of the horses drops the beerjug on the floor. Suddenly one of the horses says with big eyes "What the ****? A talking dog??"

 

[steva]

Not realy funny.

 

[Pieman]

That sucked...

 

[steva]

sucked ass.
I think his sig Enjoy the pointlessness described his "joke"

 

[ChojiroShintaro]

Amazing thing is that I laughed a little. Even though horses can't talk as well as dogs...A little lame I guess.

 

[.YourName]

i wouldnt say it sucked, but it was really corny

it caught me offguard and was a little ironic

 

[Chaos2k3]

Umm... One question, Did you make that up on the spot? Because thats what im thinking right now.

 

[InZan3]

Lame but kinda funny ^^

 

[wounded]

I stopped reading at...three horses are sitting in a pub.

 

[iNs@nE]

@ Wounded
LOL..

It was pretty lame but I wasnt expecting that. So I smiled..!!

 

[yizun]

Bah ive heard this one before its old but it still sucks

 

[Bluehawkk]

This is almost an exact rip of the two talking muffins in the oven... except the one I've heard is about muffins.. in an oven.. talking... Oh! It was funny too... unlike this. =/

 

[Matt]

haha?

 

[angelssin]

thats worse than the muffin joke -_-
2 muffins are in an oven
one muffin says "damn, its hot in here"
the other muffin says "wtf, a talking muffin"

 

[xuvurex]

well.. i didnt see that coming... lol

 

[Unleashed Hell]

Not really funny...

 

[Nuklear]

Abysmal.

 

[kennyman2000]

I kinda liked it =P

 

[Husk]

Its suck like a ho

 

[Nuklear]

Your avas a ho