Supreme Arcanarch
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A captain in the foreign legion is transferred to a desert outpost.Then he
notices an old, seedy lookin camel at the back of the barracks and asks his
sergeant what the animal is for.
"Well sir," he says. "we're a fair distance frm anywhere, and the men have
natural sexual urges.When they do, uh, we have the camel."
"Gosh, says the captain."well...if it's gd for the men's morale, it's all
right with me."
The captain soon becomes frustrated himself.Finally he can stand it no
longer and tells his sergeant:"Bring in the camel"
The sarge shrugs his shoulders and leads the camel to the captain's
quarters.The captain then gets a foot stool and begins to have vigorous sex
with the camel.As he steps dwn, satisfied, he asks the sergeant, "Is that
how the enlisted men do it?"
The sergeant, somewhat surprised, replies,
"Well, no sir, they usually just use it to ride to the brothel in Town."
notices an old, seedy lookin camel at the back of the barracks and asks his
sergeant what the animal is for.
"Well sir," he says. "we're a fair distance frm anywhere, and the men have
natural sexual urges.When they do, uh, we have the camel."
"Gosh, says the captain."well...if it's gd for the men's morale, it's all
right with me."
The captain soon becomes frustrated himself.Finally he can stand it no
longer and tells his sergeant:"Bring in the camel"
The sarge shrugs his shoulders and leads the camel to the captain's
quarters.The captain then gets a foot stool and begins to have vigorous sex
with the camel.As he steps dwn, satisfied, he asks the sergeant, "Is that
how the enlisted men do it?"
The sergeant, somewhat surprised, replies,
"Well, no sir, they usually just use it to ride to the brothel in Town."