[txt] business trip

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I had checked into a hotel on a business trip and was a bit lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my way in.

It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely girl, bending over in the photo.
She had all the right curves in all the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the way up, you know the kind.
So I'm in my room and figure, what the hell, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says, ....oh God, she sounded sexy!!

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like for you to come to my room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky, the whole night long! You name it, we'll do it. Bring your implements, toys, everything you want".

She says, "That sounds fantastic, but for an outside line you need to press 9."
 
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Dave spikey ftw
 
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Too old a joke for me to laugh at, sry :/
 
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LoLLL

It took me some time to get it, though XD
 

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LoL, that would be embarrassing for that entire visit.
 
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lolz! i got it in a few seconds... lol good one
 
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lol a nice one ! XD