[Txt] It's the thought that counts

[BladeX]

On opening his new store , a man received a bouquet of flowers.
He became dismayed on reading the enclosed card , that it expressed
" Deepest Sympathy ".

While puzzling the message, his telephone rang. It was the florist , apologising for having sent the wrong card.

"Oh , it's alright ," said the storekeeper . "I'm a businessman and I understand how these things can happen ."
" But ," added the florist , " I accidentally sent your card to a funeral party."

"Well , what did it say ?" asked the storekeeper.

" 'Congratulation on your new location'," was the reply.

 

[Flameingskull]

hahaha

old joke but always gives me a giggle ^_^

 

[iNs@nE]

I read this one just a few days ago. I think here on RZ.
U forgot the tags btw.

 

[Unleashed Hell]

LoL XD Nice one!

 

[Mistyrious]

hehe nice

 

[ChojiroShintaro]

Hahah.

It's NOT EVER the thought that counts EVER. I wanna kill every single person who ever says it and ever has.

 

[Avenged]

made me chuckle

nice one.

 

[NuTCracker]

made me smile