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(This joke originated in Canada. Newfie = Newfoundland-er for the record. For those of you who don't know geography in Canada, Newfoundland is an Atlantic (Maritimes) province.)
There was a Newfie and two natives walking through the woods. One of the natives runs up to a hill to a cave. He stands in front of the cave and hollers in "Whoo! Whoo!" like the sound of an owl. The native hears a response from the cave, tears his cloths of, then runs into the cave.
"What was that about? Is he crazy or what?" says the Newfie to the remaining Native.
"Haha, nah. It has been an ancient tradition that during mating season, we make a 'woo'ing sound into caves we see, and if we get a response there is a women in there waiting for us." the native guy says.
They continue walking and remaining native sees a cave. Goes up to it. Says "Whoo!" like and owl, gets a response, tears off his clothes and runs into the cave.
The Newfie continues walking and spots a big cave, and thinks to himself that if it is a big cave, there better be a big woman in there waiting for him. So he says "Whoo! Whoo!" into the cave and gets a "Whoo! Whoo!".
He gets so excited and runs into the cave while tearing off his clothes.
The next day.. the headline reads...
This will kill ya.
"Naked Newfie Gets Hit by Train."
There was a Newfie and two natives walking through the woods. One of the natives runs up to a hill to a cave. He stands in front of the cave and hollers in "Whoo! Whoo!" like the sound of an owl. The native hears a response from the cave, tears his cloths of, then runs into the cave.
"What was that about? Is he crazy or what?" says the Newfie to the remaining Native.
"Haha, nah. It has been an ancient tradition that during mating season, we make a 'woo'ing sound into caves we see, and if we get a response there is a women in there waiting for us." the native guy says.
They continue walking and remaining native sees a cave. Goes up to it. Says "Whoo!" like and owl, gets a response, tears off his clothes and runs into the cave.
The Newfie continues walking and spots a big cave, and thinks to himself that if it is a big cave, there better be a big woman in there waiting for him. So he says "Whoo! Whoo!" into the cave and gets a "Whoo! Whoo!".
He gets so excited and runs into the cave while tearing off his clothes.
The next day.. the headline reads...
This will kill ya.
"Naked Newfie Gets Hit by Train."
Haha
