[TXT] Premature ejaculation..

[Parker]

A man was having problems with premature ejaculation so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what could he do to cure his problem...

In response the doctor said, "When you feel like you are getting ready to ejaculate try startling yourself". That same day the man went to the store and bought himself a starter pistol. All excited to try this suggestion out he runs home to his wife.

At home his wife is in bed, naked and waiting on her husband. As the two begin, they find themselves in the '69' position. The man, moments later, feels the sudden urge to cum and fires the starter pistol.

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife cummed on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!".

 

[iternalflame]

Re: Premature ejaculation..

LOL LMFAOOOOO!!! nice

 

[Joker]

Made me smile, a little..

 

[ChewBecca]

lol nice joke haha im gonna show that one to a few friends.

 

[iNs@nE]

Made me smile ..

 

[blyddlyl]

The next day, the man went back to the doctor. The doctor asked, "How did it go?". The man answered, "Not that well...when I fired the pistol my wife cummed on my face, bit 3 inches off my penis and my neighbour came out of the closet naked with his hands in the air!".

I don't get this part..

 

[Parker]

I don't get this part..

They were in the '69' position thus having woman sucking the mans dick, when the man shot the gun, the woman got frightened, cummed on the husbands face and clenched her jaw leading to the biting of the dick. The neighbour came out of the closet because the woman was having an affair.

 

[kuribohgx]

This was awesome. First funny thing I've seen in a while.

 

[Destine]

haha, well.. a repost after a few years though.

 

[Deva]

Fucking hell, just reading about his dick getting bit off makes me grab mine out of pain for him :S
Good joke though lol

 

[michaelmnn]

Lol, yhis was amazing, but god damn 3inch's ....owww

 

[Kyokyonos]

I lol'd at the part when it was explained it did not go well.

 

[kokoomong]

haha this is nice Pretty Funny

 

[Maxim26]

LOL
she was having sex with the neighbor before

 

[Venereal]

They were in the '69' position thus having woman sucking the mans dick, when the man shot the gun, the woman got frightened, cummed on the husbands face and clenched her jaw leading to the biting of the dick. The neighbour came out of the closet because the woman was having an affair.

Offtopic: He hasn't taken sex ed.

Ontopic: Good find ^^b

 

[acenima]

haha that was funny, the man in the closet got owned.

also ouchies boutt his ding dong.

 

[kuribohgx]

I'd kill that woman and the neighbor for that.