Was he/you high?
xD
"Look how ugly he is."
"Spider man hahaha."
I hope I never come across a spider that big, fattest spiders I ever came across were like wolf spiders but in California, they weren't really big as the ones you'll see if you wiki them. They moved fast and kinda leaped I'm not sure if wolf spider or jumping spider is what they were called.
Oh well but I HATE SPIDERS!!!!