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Weird, Awesome Dream (For Me) :]

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2 days ago, I dreamed:

It's a combination of my school classroom, my school area, and a random town.

First, I was at a mini-aquarium zoo. I accidentally released an evil turtle. It kept chasing me all around the school property. I trapped it inside the zoo's gift shop. Asked the gift shop clerk to kill it. He picked up a dog instead and started plucking all its hair (it's related to an episode of Ripley's Believe It or Not! Episode on TV. [It was on women instead] A passerby was like *gasp*!!1! Then I said, "Oh, don't worry, I asked him to do it.. it's chasing me around and biting me.. wait.. WTF NOT THAT ONE!!, THAT ONE *points to turtle*."

Clerk: "Oopsy doopsy, *gives me the dog who is crying and shaken*"

Then the clerk stomped on the turtle breaking the turtle's shell, thus killing the bastard.

Anyway, I placed the dog outside and petted it and went into the shop and bought a mood ring and a necklace.. dude... the shop looks sooo real.. there were even a customer making a purchase and leaving the shop. The door actually opened and closed. I went by the shirts.. dude.. they look so real. All hanged up and piled into stacks. (There are even more than 1 shirt each... identical like in real life)

Anyway, left the shop.. went by and noticed my imaginary girlfriend (stfu).. this is the first time we've ever met. I saw her whole body, everything. (With clothes ofc) She went into a dark 1 room building and I followed, then she kissed me in the lips. ^.^ It felt so real, and I never had a kiss since.. 3 years. (also stfu about this too)

Then she left outside, went around the building and entered thru the backdoor then kissed me and i was like frenchkissing her.. seriously.. it was so real.. (although I feel it's little bit.. too real, you know what i mean? :( ) Then she left and i got into my class room, got in trouble for some reason and my teacher approached me and pushed me against the table. I did feel pain..then she gave me detention and sent me to my desk. I said, "Wtf, you cant punish me in my dream...", she didnt buy it that it was a dream and all my classmates were like "Yeah, he's dreaming.. it's not fair" I wrote down on a sheet of a paper with the text clearly written and underlined twice "DREAM!!".. then I stabbed her with a pen, went thru her..she gave me another detention. I was like ._. then I tried to prove her that I was dreaming.. trying to make something magically appear in my hands.

One thing... I wasn't lucid dreaming. I was like 1 billionth of a millimeter close to lucid dreaming. -.-;; I can remember trying to wake up..

rest of dream is pointless..
 
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