Who is the deaf????

[DrMido0o89]

A husband suspected his wife might have been deaf, so he took her to the Doctor. Once there, the Doctor told him the following : "Try talking to her in a normal voice 40 meters away at first. If she can't here you, try 30 meters. If she can't here you then, try 20 meters, and so on." So once they got home, the husband stood 40 meters away and asking "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. He went 10 meters closer and asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no reponse. Twenty meters away .. 10 meters away .. still nothing. He goes right up to her face and asks "Honey, what's for dinner?" She responded : "That's the fifth time I've said chicken!"

 

[Joser]

Rofl.
He got owned.

 

[Unleashed Hell]

I smiled.

 

[DrMido0o89]

lol it is so funny but i had to translate it so it lost part of its humor

 

[SiGGy]

Perhaps you should just stay away from the Entertainment section.

 

[DrMido0o89]

Perhaps you should just stay away from the Entertainment section.

perhaps keep ur self in ur own business
2 ppl liked it

 

[buzzfizz]

Lol. Thats funny.

 

[ChewBecca]

lol silly man

 

[DaOdin]

Not too bad, with the correct grammer and words it could have been better.

 

[wounded]

The terrible grammar and spelling sort of ruined it, but it's ok nonetheless.
As a general rule don't translate jokes, because they lose their ZING.

 

[I Rule MU]

Haha that was pretty funny.

 

[WulfgarXX]

and a repost, I believe it's the 4th or 5th.

 

[SneakyDeath]

It is a nice joke regardless of the grammar.

 

[DrMido0o89]

k can anyone correct it

 

[Chelseaa]

a husband suspected that his wife cant hear well anymore
so he went to a dr to ask him abt that
the dr told him there is no problem just do this test
''u get away from ur wife by 4o metres then talk to her with normal voice..if she didnt answer u then make it 30 metres...then call her..is she didnt answer u then make it 20 and so on''
when the husband returned home he started the test and was 40 metres away fom his wife and said with normal temper
''honey ,what is on dinner''
she didnt answer
30 metres ''honey what is on dinner''
she didnt answer
20 metres
10 metres
then he came face to face and asked her for the 5th time ''honey what is on dinner''
she replied furiously this is the 5th time i say chicken

A husband suspected his wife might have been deaf, so he took her to the Doctor. Once there, the Doctor told him the following : "Try talking to her in a normal voice 40 meters away at first. If she can't here you, try 30 meters. If she can't here you then, try 20 meters, and so on." So once they got home, the husband stood 40 meters away and asking "Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. He went 10 meters closer and asked "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no reponse. Twenty meters away .. 10 meters away .. still nothing. He goes right up to her face and asks "Honey, what's for dinner?" She responded : "That's the fifth time I've said chicken!"

And it made me laugh. [:

 

[DrMido0o89]

And it made me laugh. [:

thx

 

[baybeecasi]

i lol'd

 

[PeaTar]

Ooooo funny joke thanks for sharing =]

 

[Retro!]

didnt really make me laugh but w/e