Would you rather...

[Hammad]

I got bored, then something came into my head - The 'Would you rather' game.

It goes like this:

(x)says: Would you rather:
- Eat dogs **** or
- Eat your feet

The next person (y), would reply:
(y)says: I'd rather: 
Eat dogs ****

Would you rather:
etc.etc.

I'll start. =]

Would you rather:
- Swallow sperm (urgh) or
- rape a dog

 

[InZan3]

Rape a dog!

Would you rather:
- Join the Iraq army forces or
- Join Al Quada or however to spell it!

 

[Hammad]

(It's Al Qaeda ^^).

I'd join the Iraqi Forces, since they really need help, and Al Qaeda just sin't helping. =/

Would you rather:
- Go on a date with George Bush or
- Shove your parents into a ditch

 

[Gonia]

Go on a date with George Bush.

Would you rather:
- **** an 80 year old woman or
- jump off the 2nd floor

 

[Hammad]

Jump off the second floor. ^^

Would you rather:
- Tie yourself to a train track, and wait, or
- Get yourself chased by a load of lions.

 

[Gonia]

Get myself chased by a load of lions, the other one sounds booring

Would you rather:

- Be a Gay, or
- Get your penis sliced into pieces

XD

 

[Hammad]

Oh ****. =/

I'd rather get my penis sliced to pieces. Heh.

Would you rather:
- Shove a monkey up you ass, or
- Jump from the top of Mt. Everest.

 

[Fulzo]

I'd shove a monkey up my ass D:

Would you rather
-Rape a zebra
or..
-Rape a goat

 

[Saint]

Rape a goat.

Would you rather
-Put something into your anus
or
-licking a dog' s long tong

 

[Hammad]

Put something into my anus.

Would you rather:
- Eat an elephants penis (not sure if they have one) or
- Swallow a sharks intestines.

 

[I Rule MU]

swallow a sharks intestines.

Would you rather:
-Have sex with a girl or
-a girl?

 

[LordDemonMan]

Neither.

Would you rather:
- Be shot and then raped
- Be raped then shot.

 

[foxx]

Either

Would you rather:
-Lock this topic
-Post more retarded possibilities

 

[Faronnia]

Raped by fit women : Raped and then shot
By f**king guys : Shot and then..ugh...raped

My turn! :winky:

Would you rather :

Have sex with your best friend
Have sex with the person you hate the most

Tough one...enjoy!

 

[foxx]

You fail!

 

[Saint]

With the worst person..

anyway you fail!