Your Worst Sexual Experience

[Nik-C]

Whats yours?

 

[QuikS]

feeling sick half way though (hangover)

mates/mum walking in...

 

[Nik-C]

feeling sick half way though (hangover)

mates/mum walking in...

haha looool!

Mines worse than that so I'll wait for some other ppl to post :tp:

 

[Sipher]

my gf walked in and foun me in bed with some other girl...

 

[Makaveli]

erm....i dont think iv ever had a bad sexual experiance

 

[GohanSSJ]

When i had this pain in my hand.... :tp:

 

[Silveron]

think of the people tha didnt have sexual experiences!

What worse than that?!

 

[MasterD]

Cramp in leg sounding like i was having an orgasm -.- but i was screaming in pain lol

 

[DiGiDJ]

left hand......

 

[Hydra]

errr having sex with this lass around backs of shops wen it was wet and raining and she was shit i didn't even cum and steely was shouting at me around the corner lol saying hurry up so i just went lol

/bazi

 

[DarkBahamut]

errr having sex with this lass around backs of shops wen it was wet and raining and she was shit i didn't even cum and steely was shouting at me around the corner lol saying hurry up so i just went lol

/bazi

OMG you pimp having sex with a random girl behind a shop while Steely keeps lookout lololol

Mine would be...i don't have one :O

 

[Capricorn]

errr having sex with this lass around backs of shops wen it was wet and raining and she was shit i didn't even cum and steely was shouting at me around the corner lol saying hurry up so i just went lol

/bazi

I was dressed up as the girl. My ass is like a bucket fanny.

PS haha you had sex with a man who you thought was a woman. Pwned. ++

 

[Rocz]

First time i had sex.. not really bad but.. i went for well over 2hours didnt really feel anything and didnt cum and was fucking exhausted.. my gf LOVED it tho :/

 

[Sipher]

first time I had sex I only lasted for 2 mins

 

[GohanSSJ]

First time i had sex.. not really bad but.. i went for well over 2hours didnt really feel anything and didnt cum and was fucking exhausted.. my gf LOVED it tho :/

WTF... how couldn't you cum...


And 2 minutes... how do you do that... ok i can understand how you can cum in 2 minutes but the sex doesn't have to be over then right?

 

[Sipher]

no course it wont, from then on I got called "2 minute man"

 

[GohanSSJ]

Hmm you could be Caps brother then, as he is the "1 minute man" or also known as "1 minute little man" or "1 minute little man with little dick" :tp:

*goes off to hide for cap before he rapes me for a whole minute* :tp:

 

[DrowninG]

erm, carpet burns, my GF at the time found it hilarious, i have phat carpet burns on me knees, that was the firts time i did it, she got me a lil badge saying "i luv carpet burns"

another time i was at this birds house and she'd just come outta the shower, and well we went with the moment, anyways fucking mate walked in

erm, another time i was at band camp...ROFL j/k

 

[Masami]

completeley wasted and dunno wtf was going on XD

 

[BLiNd37]

This one i got high and stuck my web cam up my bum to c id would still work , sadly, i fainted from the pain , the camera was quite big and had alot on jagged edges :-(