Stupid things you found hilarious when you were a kid?

[Nuklear]

Anyone remember some jokes they found hysterical when they're really young and so retarded today?

I remember when I was like 10 years old, I laughed really hard (like HARD!) when my brother said "if you eat a pig, you'll oink".

share yours nao.

 

[MjClarke1]

teh eastar bunneh is teh realz LOLZ

 

[DrewDrop]

Penis. Vagina. I was so immature.

 

[Rishwin]

"I once had a dog, his name was cat! I once had a cat, his name was dog!"

I went absolutely hysterical every time someone would way that. For some reason nobody else shared my enthusiasm

 

[Junkee]

"Spell ICUP!" I SEE YOU PEE! OMG - yeah that always got me.

 

[Parker]

Something like umm..

How did the butcher introduce his wife at the party? Meet Paddy.


I overused the following joke, told it to everyone at least 5 times because I thought it was so funny at the time, and come to think about it I still think it's funny

What's the difference between an Aboriginal and a park bench? A park bench can support a family of 5.

 

[Cancel Man]

LOL Parker, that last one gave me alittle chuckle.

I still think this is pretty funny; Shoes over the powerline, online shopping.

 

[Nuklear]

Penis. Vagina. I was so immature.

I still find them funny if used in right contexts. XD

 

[Retro!]

''Are you gay? No. Does your momma know your gay? No. So your gay''

LOl

That was always made me lul

 

[Parker]

Sphincter says what?

You say it semi-fast and they say "what?".

 

[StaticNova]

meh
Teletubbies .

 

[Wilsongb10]

i C U P (i see you pee) i would ask the person to spell iCup

Good ole 1st-3rd grade joke~

 

[Nuklear]

Tell this to someone really fast:

"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"What did you have for breakfast?"
"Fork. Oh crap!!!"

Saw something like this on Drake and Josh when I was in 6th or 7th grade and laughed so hard and did it to everyone.

 

[ChewBecca]

Tell this to someone really fast:

"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"What did you have for breakfast?"
"Fork. Oh crap!!!"

Saw something like this on Drake and Josh when I was in 6th or 7th grade and laughed so hard and did it to everyone.

unless your having a cooked breakfast then i would need one (what i would reply to that )

"a man walked into the bar... ouch"

i used to find that so funny that i would make my own versions, whilst giggling saying it.
for example

"ms. tustian walked into a wall... ouch"

 

[jokerdude]

"ZOMGZ LOOK THEREZ A SHARK IN TEH P00L!"

"Made you look!11!!!"

 

[IQstim]

'your mom'
black gangsta boy shouting 'mothafucka!'
watching someone being slapped with a brick.
'no you'
'idiot'
somebody slipping, falling down face first.
farting
doing gay-like gestures

wow.

oh, btw, 'holy poop' is not funny.

 

[yjlasher22]

we were doing this thing where you place a fist in front of someone's face and swirl it in a circular motion, as if you are gonna hit that guy. then we'll use the other hand and give those balls down there a good lil' squeeze while the persons eyes are still focused on your moving fist.

we had a really retarded fad where everybody started saying out the punctuations in the sentences. pissed everyone off, especially teachers, when you are answering them or greeting them.

"Good morning, class."
"Good morning comma, sir full stop."

 

[Shinija]

Tell this to someone really fast:

"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"Say fork."
"Fork"
"What did you have for breakfast?"
"Fork. Oh crap!!!"

Saw something like this on Drake and Josh when I was in 6th or 7th grade and laughed so hard and did it to everyone.

I was gonna type this one LOL, Drake and josh ftw.

 

[kwabenathebest4]

"Hey you dropped your gay card" they look "Har har har har!" and "Do you like Pen Island" they say yeah "Har har har penisland har har har!"

 

[denidzoja]

i used to laugh hard at "pull my finger."