[txt]Word "duck" [15+]

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Found this around the net, just thought I'd share.


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Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "duck". It is the one magical word which, just by its sound, can describe pain, pleasure, love, and hate. "duck" falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John). It can be an action verb (John really gives a duck), a passive verb (Mary really doesn't give a duck), an adverb (Mary is Ducking interested in John), or as a noun (Mary is a terrific duck). It can also be used as an adjective (Mary is Ducking beautiful) or an interjection (duck! I'm late for my date with Mary). It can even be used as a conjunction (Mary is easy, duck she's also stupid). As you can see, there are very few words with the overall versatility of the word "duck".

More Ducking uses for the word "duck":

• Greetings "How the duck are ya?"
• Fraud "I got fucked by the car dealer."
• Resignation "Oh, duck it!"
• Trouble "I guess I'm fucked now."
• Aggression "duck YOU!"
• Disgust "duck me."
• Confusion "What the duck.......?"
• Difficulty "I don't understand this Ducking business!"
• Despair "Fucked again..."
• Pleasure "I Ducking couldn't be happier."
• Displeasure "What the duck is going on here?"
• Lost "Where the duck are we."
• Disbelief "UNFUCKING BELIEVABLE!"
• Retaliation "Up your Ducking butt!"
• Denial "I didn't Ducking do it."
• Perplexity "I know duck all about it."
• Apathy "Who really gives a duck, anyhow?"
• Suspicion "Who the duck are you?"
• Panic "Let's get the duck out of here."
• Directions "duck off."
• Disbelief "How the duck did you do that?"
• It can be used in an anatomical description- "He's a Ducking idiot."
• It can be used to tell time- "It's five Ducking thirty."
• It can be used in business- "How did I wind up with this Ducking job?"
• It can be maternal- "Mother fucker."
• It can be political- "duck Dan Quayle!"

Famous "fucks" in throughout history...

"What the duck was that?"
- Mayor of Hiroshima

"Where the duck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

"That's not a real Ducking gun."
- John Lennon

"Who's gonna Ducking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

"Heads are going to Ducking roll."
- Anne Boleyn

"Let the Ducking woman drive."
- Commander of Space Shuttle

"What Ducking map?"
- "Challenger," Mark Thatcher

"Any Ducking idiot could understand that."
- Albert Einstein

"It does so Ducking look like her!"
- Picasso

"How the duck did you work that out?"
- Pythagoras

"You want what on the Ducking ceiling?"
- Michaelangelo

"duck a duck."
- Walt Disney

"Why?- Because its Ducking there!"
- Edmund Hilary

"I don't suppose its gonna Ducking rain?"
- Joan of Arc

"Scattered Ducking showers my butt."
- Noah

 

[foxx]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

very interesting

 

[Piggy]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

yes very interesting indeed

 

[Justei]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

This looks very similiar to:

YouTube - the word duck

xD

 

[404]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

That video is quite interactive. Good post (;

 

[Justei]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

That video is quite interactive. Good post (;

Absofuckinglutely!
Pretty funny subject.

 

[Heights]

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lol. i enjoyed reading it. Ducking Post.

 

[rebora2007]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

The Origin of the F-Word
Netlore Archive: In which we are told with a straight face that the word 'duck' originated as the acronym of 'Fornication Under Consent of the King,' 'Fornication Under Command of the King,' 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge,' or some variation thereof.
Description: Folk etymology
Circulating since: The 1960s
Status: False

Copy/pasted from urban legends.

This word makes no sence lol.

 

[Rishwin]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

The Origin of the F-Word
Netlore Archive: In which we are told with a straight face that the word 'duck' originated as the acronym of 'Fornication Under Consent of the King,' 'Fornication Under Command of the King,' 'For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge,' or some variation thereof.
Description: Folk etymology
Circulating since: The 1960s
Status: False

Copy/pasted from urban legends.

This word makes no sence lol.

Completely untrue. As with almost all of the words we know today, "duck" did not originate from an Acronym - It evolved from an ancient language, namely Latin, German or Greek.

The myth that "poop" comes from the acronym for "Ship High In Transit" is also completely untrue. Although the basis behind the use of that phrase is true.

 

[rebora2007]

We can't be that sure, though I believe it is not originated from a acronym.

 

[Samus.]

Re: Word "duck" [15+]

Completely untrue. As with almost all of the words we know today, "duck" did not originate from an Acronym - It evolved from an ancient language, namely Latin, German or Greek.

The myth that "poop" comes from the acronym for "Ship High In Transit" is also completely untrue. Although the basis behind the use of that phrase is true.

From the video above it says from German. "Frichen" that means; to strike.

Anyway, duck Ducking fuckers.

 

[Bedgie]

"duck" is One of the Most used word in the World.

 

[ChewBecca]

my dad has a t-shirt that on the front says "the uses of duck" and on the back different phrases of the use of duck

 

[Bedgie]

LOL! That'll be a Mad T-poop

 

[Vakarian]

Those quotes.. damn, that's funny. Really.

 

[Sean]

Very interesting. Never thought about what the word "duck" could be used in..

 

[NTV]

Damn, the word "duck" can be a noun, verb, and an adjective.

 

[I<3Bass]

I like this one:

"Where the duck is all this water coming from?"
- Captain of the Titanic

 

[Ragesource]

"Who's gonna Ducking find out?"
- Richard Nixon

Now that's funny!

 

[Decoded]

Read the first part really fast it sounds like a serious conversated agruement between to intelligent individuals during an event