Unlimited Splash

[The Unlimited]

UNLIMITED​

SPLASH

Text, text, text, text, Ducking text.

To save you the time and energy... this is a complete nonsensical thread of insane images based on many topics, particularly memes or fads. Enjoy, or hate if you must. I, myself, am repulsed by my own thread.

Why is it called Unlimited Splash?
Any horse poop I throw at you, you will recognise as Unlimited Splash, because it is a splash of poop. So enjoy. Have fun. Laugh. And be ridiculous.

THE EPISODE GUIDE

#1 Keanu Reeves [Out Now]
#2 This is Sparta [Out Now]
#3 Multi-Splash [COMING SOON]
#4 Islamic Rage Boy [COMING SOON]
#5 Buttsecks [COMING SOON]
#6 Cigar Guy [COMING SOON]
#7 Nicholas Cage [COMING SOON]
#8 Yo Dawg [COMING SOON]
#9 Leeroy Jenkins [COMING SOON]
#10 Lord of the Rings [COMING SOON]
#11 Star Wars [COMING SOON]
#12 Gary Busey [COMING SOON]
#13 Road Signs [COMING SOON]
#14 Adolf Hitler [COMING SOON]
#15 Mr. Bean [COMING SOON]
#16 Brüno [COMING SOON]
#17 Star Trek [COMING SOON]
#18 Borat [COMING SOON]
#19 Chuck Norris
#20 Unlimited [COMING SOON]
#21 [TBA]
#22 [TBA]
#23 [TBA]
#24 [Possibly Your Choice]​

 

[The Unlimited]

Splash #1

Keanu Action Figures

They’re not dolls,
They’re not figurines,
They’re…
ACTION FIGURES!

Get your Keanu Reeves action figures at once!

Look at these bastards playing with their dolls.

Now look at that happy son of a witch eating his cupcake and tell me you don't want that for your Christmas.

To truly experience Keanu the Action Figure, you must experience his many phases of life.

Out on the streets.

Majora's Mask - why not.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEANU!

"What's that giant floating chocolate snow cone?" "It's horse poop, Keanu. It's horse poop"

"Hey witch, am I in the wrong cinema?"

Where's Keanu?

"Nice hand, Jesus... Ducking cheat"

"Hm. This bread makes me thirsty"

"I told you 50 Ducking times, witch, I WANT MY Ducking TUNA!"


duck YEAH!

Look! It’s the WHOLE Ducking SET!

SO BUY THE Ducking NICE SET TODAY!

keanuactionfigure@keanuactionfigureinc.com

 

[Improved]

What the duck?

 

[WulfgarXX]

Someone please punch that guy. Hard.

 

[Dzoki]

No, don't punch him! I will -.-

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[The Unlimited]

Splash #2

Note that for the following Splash you must yell at the top of your lungs, the whole way through......

SPARTAAA!

DINE IN HELL overlooking the beautiful infernal abyss of damnation.

"A table for 300 please!"

Then head on out to the Spartan Games! The annual glory of Sparta in tournaments of strength and power.

To be a Spartan, you must understand a Spartan.

These are must see Spartan films before you enter the Spartan Games.

Here is word from the Spartan Games sponsor.

Jerry and Kramer are in the Spartan Games.

Spartan massacre... sure...

Demonstration:

Banana?

Spartan dance?

Do not hire any Spartan accountants.
They'll duck with your wife.

Sometimes our restaurant service isn't always the most accurate.

A fine example of the quiz game.

The element of surprise draws fear into your opponents and can be a fantastic finale to your victorious fight at the Spartan Games.

"Yeh. Get those legs working, witch, and feel those muscles burn"

So let the games begin...

Oh, did you want to join? The Games have already begun.

Perhaps next year.​

 

[rebora2007]

Are you crazy or sumthing ?