6 Ducking hours.

[UberMan]

just been to our amazing NHS hospital

i was on a bike and the peddel went str8 into my leg went quite deep n i had to go for stitchs

im layed there waitin for hours theres one Ducking doctor
one chair to three of us lol
then this nurse cums checks it out says i need a doctor to do it
hour late ranoutehr comes says same thing
then the doctor arrives drugs up me leg witht ons of injections
10 mins later he comes bak to see if its numb its not
so he puts sum more in me
then he comes back it isnt
so i tell him to do it any way
but lucky as he puts it in it is numb

he just starts 20 secs in
DOCTOR WE NEED YOU NOW!!!
sum Ducking waffle is havin a fit wot a punt couldnt he do it 10 mins later?

so im there for i dunno i fell to sleep lol

he comes bak
the numbness is gone
he does 3 with no antaishg thetic hurts like duck

he makes a poop duck up job of it

then he sends anouther nurse to come put more butterfly things on ot sitchs

then i go home get bak at half 4 am

i cant go out house for 5 days

and i cantr do no poop for a month






ps nhs sux full of Ducking imagrent little bastards getin treated fora ids n poop takin our money DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe

 

[Bud the Weiser]

lmao that really is gay

 

[Tupac]

awww a peddle in da leg dammmmn sounds painfull

 

[UberMan]

I lied so my mam wouldnt find out, i never got a bike handle in my leg

i thought it would be fun to jump ijn a hedge, turns out it has a fence under neeth with loads of spikes went str8 in leg

 

[QuikS]

thats well poop

 

[exclamatio]

I lied so my mam wouldnt find out, i never got a bike handle in my leg

i thought it would be fun to jump ijn a hedge, turns out it has a fence under neeth with loads of spikes went str8 in leg

argh dude that sucks >.<

and yeah the nhs is pretty wank i tore my archilles tendon and aftre about 6 hours waiting in extreme pain i got a few x-rays and the doctor Ducking goes "youve just sprained it" and i was like dude i know when ive sprained my ankle so i went to see a m8 the next day whos a private doctor and after about 2 mins he tells my id torn my archilles tendon

 

[Hydra]

unlucky lol

 

[Masami]

I lied so my mam wouldnt find out, i never got a bike handle in my leg

i thought it would be fun to jump ijn a hedge, turns out it has a fence under neeth with loads of spikes went str8 in leg

:sosad:
ouch

 

[MasterD]

U THE UBER DODGEH MOFO!!111!11

painful :S

 

[Darknightr]

lol u go to epsom nhs? or they all just crap

they're amazingly poor, i broke my arm, bone was sticking skin out (huge fuckin lump) and they made me wait 4 hours before doing anything, then they put a temporary cast til they could help me, and were all pakkies as well, was scared

lied about wat happened to that serious?

nhs sux arse, soz it happened to u 2 :/

 

[nemesisthe]

LMAO

 

[Speedhorn666]

argh madness. Howz about I add the NHS 2 my hitlist...