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After a BIG poop

Do u eva look back and think 'how the duck?'

  • Yes

    Votes: 14 51.9%
  • No

    Votes: 7 25.9%
  • On my bottom, there a is a boil

    Votes: 2 7.4%
  • Yikes

    Votes: 4 14.8%

  • Total voters
    27
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I Love Being Bimmed.

Tenacious D Made A Song About Me


You Don't Always Have To Bim Him Hard,
But Sometimes Thats Just Not Right To Do,
Sometimes You Got To Bim Him Soft,
And Ducking Give Him Some Smoochies Too.

Sometimes He's Got To Scream,
Sometimes He's Got To Bleed,
Sometimes He Got To Say Hey!

I Wanna Bim You,
Softly
I Wanna Bim You Gently,
I Wanna Bim Sweetly,
I'm Gonna Bim You COMPLETTEELLLYY.


And Then You'll Say Hey I Gave You Ring Sting,
And Then I'll Say No You Ducking Didn't
This Ring Is As Slack As A Ring Can Be,
But Try To Pleasure Me, Coz Thats Ducking Teamwork.

Whats My Favourite Posish?
That Would Be Bimming Do Ask Another Retarded Question Or Else,
Whats Your Favourite Dish,
I'm Not Gonna Tell You But Its Meaty, Slim Hot And Long!

Sometimes He's Got To Scream,
Sometimes He's Got To Bleed,
Sometimes He Got To Say Hey!

I Wanna Bim You,
Softly
I Wanna Bim You Gently,
I Wanna Bim Sweetly,
But Then,
I'm Gonna BIIIIIIIIIIIM YOUUUUU HARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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DonTonberry said:
I Love Being Bimmed.

Tenacious D Made A Song About Me


You Don't Always Have To Bim Him Hard,
But Sometimes Thats Just Not Right To Do,
Sometimes You Got To Bim Him Soft,
And Ducking Give Him Some Smoochies Too.

Sometimes He's Got To Scream,
Sometimes He's Got To Bleed,
Sometimes He Got To Say Hey!

I Wanna Bim You,
Softly
I Wanna Bim You Gently,
I Wanna Bim Sweetly,
I'm Gonna Bim You COMPLETTEELLLYY.


And Then You'll Say Hey I Gave You Ring Sting,
And Then I'll Say No You Ducking Didn't
This Ring Is As Slack As A Ring Can Be,
But Try To Pleasure Me, Coz Thats Ducking Teamwork.

Whats My Favourite Posish?
That Would Be Bimming Do Ask Another Retarded Question Or Else,
Whats Your Favourite Dish,
I'm Not Gonna Tell You But Its Meaty, Slim Hot And Long!

Sometimes He's Got To Scream,
Sometimes He's Got To Bleed,
Sometimes He Got To Say Hey!

I Wanna Bim You,
Softly
I Wanna Bim You Gently,
I Wanna Bim Sweetly,
But Then,
I'm Gonna BIIIIIIIIIIIM YOUUUUU HARRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Am I allowed to be truly scared now!?
*hopes so* ;-;
 
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