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A wealthy Chicago businessman goes to Vegas and loses all but three dollars. He comes out of the casino and waves a taxi over. How much is a ride to the airport?" The driver replies that it is $5. "Come on I only have $3, but I'll pay you $10 when I get home by mailing you a check."" said the man. "No way" replies the Driver and throws him out of the car.



Revenge on a Taxi Driver

Two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino. This time he wins money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. and at the end is his enemy from two years ago.

Seeing this, the man decides to get his revenge. He goes up to the first Taxi and says: "hey will you give me a mouth-fun?" the taxi driver says: "no you freak, get out of my car!"

The man then goes on to the next car and says: "hey will you give me a mouth-fun?" the taxi driver says: "no you maniac, get out of my car!" The man continues to do this all down the line until he reaches the last taxi, and sees his enemy.

The man asks: "how much for a ride to the airport?" Not reconising him the driver replies: "$5" "Okay." says the man and he gets in. Then as he passes the line of other taxis, he sticks his hands out the window and gives them all a big thumbs up.
 
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I don't really know what this means,he never revenge on the last taxi driver...isn't??
 
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hahaha i love devious people.
 
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Brilliant. Nothing less.
 
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Oh wow, the guy is scarred for life. ;o
 
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I don't really know what this means,he never revenge on the last taxi driver...isn't??

He was pretending like the last taxi driver was going to give him a mouth-fun. Because he asked all of the other drivers if they would. (Hence the thumbs up, to show them that he said yes)

From what I understand ^^
 
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Lol.
Devious plans FTW!
Nice joke.
 
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Lol, that was good. The Taxy driver would never be talked to again.
 
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