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2 of my favorites in my sig also some more:
-general:
-In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air
-Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot
-Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who can not, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live - Peter Cochrane
-A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out- Walter Winchell
-military/politics:
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public
-The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits
-You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-***** die for his
sex:
-Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
-One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
-I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
-I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.
Some Latin(Ill post translation l8er just wondering if any1 knows lol):
-Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant
-Ad astra per aspera
-Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.
-general:
-In an underdeveloped country don't drink the water. In a developed country don't breathe the air
-Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot
-Imagine a school with children that can read or write, but with teachers who can not, and you have a metaphor of the Information Age in which we live - Peter Cochrane
-A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out- Walter Winchell
-military/politics:
-If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
-Never underestimate the stupidity of the general public
-The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits
-You don't win a war by dying for your country. You win a war by making the other son-of-a-***** die for his
sex:
-Could you please step away from the bar? You're melting all the ice
-Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.
-One of us is thinking about sex... Okay, it's me.
-I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?
-Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?
-I lost my puppy, can you help me find it? I think it went into that cheap motel room.
Some Latin(Ill post translation l8er just wondering if any1 knows lol):
-Ubi Solitudinem faciunt, pacem appelant
-Ad astra per aspera
-Si hoc legere scis numium eruditionis habes.
