Funny Computer quotes

[Rec0rd]

Ok, post some of your funny computer jokes. These ones made me laugh...

"Tech guy: Hello, how may I help?
Customer: Hi, my printer wont print in red!
Tech guy: Is it a colour printer?
Customer: Ahhh............................. thank you..."

roflroflroflrlfolrlfllollololrollmaoepic.

 

[New User]

Tech Dood: Hello, how may I help you?
Nerd: How do I get my printer to scan?
Tech Dood: Is it a scanner combination?
Nerd: Oh.. thanks.

 

[MommaYoMomma]

weak

 

[New User]

Fine. It is weak.

 

[IcyBoy]

lame

 

[IcedTea]

....wow

 

[Joser]

Lol this is really funny if you know The Lord's Prayer.

Our Morning Prayer . . .

Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.
Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,
Forever and Ever,
Amen.

 

[The PathFinder]

It's good but not enough to make someone lol.

 

[Parker]

Do we still have that Hall of fail section? :tongue:

 

[IcyBoy]

thats where this thread belongs..o.o but hall of fail doesnt exist since whole sub-forum(hall of fail itself) was moved into it, so it became a paradox and stopped its existence.

 

[painejake]

Lol this is really funny if you know The Lord's Prayer.

Our Morning Prayer . . .

Our Hard Drive
Which art internal
Volume C by name;
Thy code be clean,
Thy fonts be seen
On screen as they are on paper.
Give us this day our documents,
And lead us not into fragmentation
But deliver us our data.
For thine is the SCSI,
And the EISA, and the NuBus,
Forever and Ever,
Amen.

LMAO i though that was great

 

[Ridiculous]

Lol, hilarious.

 

[☠RockAngeL☠]

ha ha ... Here is mine :
Tech Woman: hi may i help you ?
Customer: hi , my Computer is not Starting how do i fix that ?
Tech Woman: is your Computer Blogged On ?
Customer: if its not , why i would come and ask for help Idiot !
...................

 

[☠RockAngeL☠]

ha ha ... Here is mine :
Tech Woman: hi may i help you ?
Customer: hi , my Computer is not Starting how do i fix that ?
Tech Woman: is your Computer Blogged On ?
Customer: if its not , why i would come and ask for help Idiot !
...................

 

[Ridiculous]

ha ha ... Here is mine :
Tech Woman: hi may i help you ?
Customer: hi , my Computer is not Starting how do i fix that ?
Tech Woman: is your Computer Blogged On ?
Customer: if its not , why i would come and ask for help Idiot !
...................

I still didn't quite get it.

 

[Parker]

Because you can't login if your computer isn't on...

 

[Callan]

ok heres a great one!

ME: Wow this is a thread
Other guy: I know aye.

ROFLLOLLMFAOHAHHAHHSHELLOLEOLDNKSND!!!!! LLLLOOOOLLLL@@@#!!!ME Im so funny

 

[RastaLulz]

Lol at this thread.

 

[Callan]

Lol at this thread.

I know, i really make it much more funnier to be on, with my great quotes that i make up and **** like that.

Look i can make them up off the top of my head!

Parker: How big is your monitor?
Me: 22" widescreen, parker your so jealous!

 

[Parker]

I know, i really make it much more funnier to be on, with my great quotes that i make up and **** like that.

Look i can make them up off the top of my head!

Parker: How big is your monitor?
Me: 22" widescreen, parker your so jealous!

What?! were we talking about monitors? I thought..