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Funny Stories..

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posted these a while back, just a random story i wrote, what you think?

Well you know, as you do I told the guy to stop begging for old turnip cards. He gave me a blank look, like one you might see in a car park..i said "thats my fish burger dont you forget it" Tony quickly escaped the situation by falling over and rolling for about 20 metres. He stood up rubbed all the dust dirt and socks off him and continued to buy all the frog spawn in the shop. Patty cut the lawn shaved her left bull and flew into a mass of huge jelly beans. "Yes ill take the fridge please".."Ok that will be
 
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rage....are you black?
 

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Makaveli said:
rage....are you black?
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Nope lol, the story is based around a black guy called Desmond and some guy you never meet, its not racist lol, and I AINT BLACK! HAVE YOU SEEN ME? I make casper look pale.
 
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Makaveli said:
nope its just the way you talk, is you a wannabe then?
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not really man, its in the context of the story only, you won't see me talking that way any other time. And your more of a wannabe than me man! comon, your more of a wigger than me anyday of the week, no offence of course.
 

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Rage said:
not really man, its in the context of the story only, you won't see me talking that way any other time. And your more of a wannabe than me man! comon, your more of a wigger than me anyday of the week, no offence of course.
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i aint no wigga fool, ask any1 that knows me, just because my name is named after a black d00d who i respect dont make me a wannabe, im white and im proud to be white simple as
 

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i aint no wigga fool, ask any1 that knows me, just because my name is named after a black d00d who i respect dont make me a wannabe, im white and im proud to be white simple as
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you act more black than me and thats the fact of the matter, simple as, wigga or no wigga.
 
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