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Funny story

Skilled Illusionist
Feb 20, 2003
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> My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided
> to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged
> me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream!
> There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one
> thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
> years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would
> regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of
> her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was
> near anyone else.
> One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
> wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived.
> She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings
> and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to
> overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once
> before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
> I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
> She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead
> with it just come up and get me."
> I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
> When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down
> the stairs at me
> I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
> door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight
> towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears
> in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have
> passed our little test. We couldn't ask for better man for our daughter.
> Welcome to the family."
> The moral of this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.