Hark Adventurers!

[Dandune]

The glistening sun light has broken through the windows, this means that it is time to Role Play!

But it doth appear that while looking into the sun I hath tripped over and acquired a rather deep flesh wound! Help me dear sirs, I require medical attention!

 

[ElMarshal]

FELLOW TRAVELLERS OF THE GRAND ORDER, FETCH A BANDAID QUICKLY YOUNG SQUIRE, OUR DANITHDUNE DUKE OF RPBOAT IS BLEEDING....

 

[Dandune]

Oh golly! The crimson fluid hath not stopped?! Does no one care for my pleas?!

 

[ElMarshal]

*Receives fresh bandaid*

BE STRONG BROTHER IN ARMS, HELP IS HERE. WHERE IS THOU BLEEDING

 

[Dandune]

OH THE PAIN! It pierces through my chest! Make it stop dear brother! Make it stop!

 

[ElMarshal]

*Wraps bandaid around chest*

ALL BE COVERED GOOD SIR, NOW RISE QUICKLY BEFORE THE FOREST TREE GNOMES OF ETERNAL SLUMBER ARE AWAKENED

 

[Dandune]

The bleeding has stopped, I thank you kind sir! But what is this noise?! I fear we are too late. TREE GNOMES, TAKE COVER BROTHER, THEY COME!

 

[ElMarshal]

WHERE IS MY TRUSTY BLADE OF IMMENSE DESTRUCTION AND HOLY JUDGEMENT, I WILL SMITE THEE WITH RIGHTIOUS FURY, HAVE AT THEE TREE GNOME. RAWWWWR! ...

 

[Dandune]

THE VILE TREE GNOMES OF SLUBART SHALL FEEL OUR FURY! It does appear that they have impressive reinforcements. DRAW YOUR HOLY SCEPTER BROTHER, SEND THEM BACK TO THE ABYSS!

 

[ElMarshal]

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[Dandune]

Brother...? Brother?! BRROOOOTTHHEERRRRR!!!!! Answer me, what hath struck you?! A vile KAAAAAAAAAAAA Curse?!

 

[ElMarshal]

BY GASP SIRS, I SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN THE NEXT WORD OF THE INCARNATION. FOR I HAVE BEEN SMITTEN BY A TREE GNOME CURSE...

 

[Dandune]

THIS IS GRAVE NEWS INDEED MY FRIEND, SHALL WE RETREAT AND FIND A STRONGER POSITION TO FIGHT FROM?!...

 

[ElMarshal]

YES FELLOW ADVERTURER, WE MUST ESCAPE TO THE SUNLIGHT OF SUNWELL GLORIOUSNESS AND JUDGEMENT. FOR THAT IS WHERE THEY CAN NOT ENTER...

 

[Dandune]

BACKTREAT THEN, WE SHALL FIND THE MYSTIC HOOF DWELLERS OF DREENOR, WE CAN REST IN THEIR SUNWELLS....

 

[ElMarshal]

*Escapes to MYSTIC HOOF DWELLERS OF DREENOR*

HARK MYSTIC HOOF DWELLER, WE ARE ESCAPING FROM THE MIGHTY TREE GNOME AND REQUIRE SHELTER BEFORE OUR HEAD BE TORN ASIDE.

 

[Dandune]

FRIEND, DO NOT SPEAK TO THEM IN SUCH HARSH MANNERS, THEY ARE A PEACEFUL RACE OF MUSHROOMS FARMERS. PERHAPS WE SHOULD JUST speak a little quieter and sneak into one of their sunwells to rest before requesting assistance... AHAHAHA IT APPEARS THAT WE LEFT SOME OF OUR EQUIPMENT OVER THERE! Let us go quietly brother

 

[ElMarshal]

IM AFRAID THAT MY VOICE IS AS QUIET AS IT CAN BE, MIGHT I SUGGEST THAT I WEAR THIS HELMET OVER HERE....

 

[SiGGy]

*SiGGy appears*
HARK MOTHERFUCKERS! THY HAVE TRESPASSED UPON MY LAND, LEAVE BEFORE I SMITE THY DOWN WITH MY GIANT MANSWORD!

 

[Dandune]

A NEW FOE HATH APPEARED, WHAT SHALL WE DO?!...